Masha Yaga
@mashayaga.bsky.social
Swamp creature with a threatening aura. Troublesome strumpet. General nuisance. She/They. Producer of certain videogame(s)
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falling asleep while my textures are baking
that's ambien occlusion
that's ambien occlusion
November 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
falling asleep while my textures are baking
that's ambien occlusion
that's ambien occlusion
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I want to play an immersive sim set here
September 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I want to play an immersive sim set here
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Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
August 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
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July 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The fact that the internet isn't at a place where I can book 100% of doctors appointments online and that ordering groceries will never guarantee the item in stock is just... a travesty
July 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The fact that the internet isn't at a place where I can book 100% of doctors appointments online and that ordering groceries will never guarantee the item in stock is just... a travesty
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Good morning 🫡
July 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Good morning 🫡
If you're going to make me go through the rigamarole of getting a code from my phone or email can we simply skip the password formalities????
May 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
If you're going to make me go through the rigamarole of getting a code from my phone or email can we simply skip the password formalities????
Good news: all dressed chips at Jersey Mikes
May 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Good news: all dressed chips at Jersey Mikes
It's a bit fucking insane to me that in the year of our Lord Anno Domini 2025 we don't have instantaneous or <1D bank transactions and if you do anything after 5PM ET or on a weekend you can go to hell
May 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It's a bit fucking insane to me that in the year of our Lord Anno Domini 2025 we don't have instantaneous or <1D bank transactions and if you do anything after 5PM ET or on a weekend you can go to hell
I want you to do a simple experiment for me. Close your eyes, and turn your eyeballs to the farthest corner of your vision: upper left, lower right, upper right, lower left. Do you hear a noise inside your head doing this? If so, which direction causes the noise for you?
May 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I want you to do a simple experiment for me. Close your eyes, and turn your eyeballs to the farthest corner of your vision: upper left, lower right, upper right, lower left. Do you hear a noise inside your head doing this? If so, which direction causes the noise for you?
Chat am I cooked?
I like pretzels better than every other salty snack now
I like pretzels better than every other salty snack now
April 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Chat am I cooked?
I like pretzels better than every other salty snack now
I like pretzels better than every other salty snack now
Does anyone know a version of the Wayfair website that works 🤣
April 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Does anyone know a version of the Wayfair website that works 🤣
I love that everything is just stupid now.
Went to a new primary care doctor; they used an AI tool to record my appointment.
Just went to a new dentist; they used AI to analyze my Xrays...
Googled something, Google AI summary is completely factually false.
UGH
Went to a new primary care doctor; they used an AI tool to record my appointment.
Just went to a new dentist; they used AI to analyze my Xrays...
Googled something, Google AI summary is completely factually false.
UGH
April 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I love that everything is just stupid now.
Went to a new primary care doctor; they used an AI tool to record my appointment.
Just went to a new dentist; they used AI to analyze my Xrays...
Googled something, Google AI summary is completely factually false.
UGH
Went to a new primary care doctor; they used an AI tool to record my appointment.
Just went to a new dentist; they used AI to analyze my Xrays...
Googled something, Google AI summary is completely factually false.
UGH
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Not to be like an ultra nerd but this is an EXCELLENT DLC attachment rate - certainly not a surprise - bravo CDPR!
Cyberpunk 2077 and Phantom Liberty are thriving! Orion is moving out of the concept phase and into pre-production in the next few weeks! So excited! #Cyberpunk2077
March 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Not to be like an ultra nerd but this is an EXCELLENT DLC attachment rate - certainly not a surprise - bravo CDPR!
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Very bleak to sit back every time a major game launches and think about how there is an entire online media cottage industry devoted to making dumb young men emotionally and ideologically invested in a game being a financial disaster because there's a black guy or a woman in the box art
March 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Very bleak to sit back every time a major game launches and think about how there is an entire online media cottage industry devoted to making dumb young men emotionally and ideologically invested in a game being a financial disaster because there's a black guy or a woman in the box art
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my girl want me cuz i got a funny idle animation
March 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
my girl want me cuz i got a funny idle animation
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🚨Signal boost!🚨
If you worked at Blizzard from 1997-2006, specifically on StarCraft, Diablo, or WoW, I want to talk to you about Mark Kern.
Same goes for Red5 employees.
Our convo can be fully anon if you prefer, and we can chat via Signal, phone call, vid chat, whatever!
If you worked at Blizzard from 1997-2006, specifically on StarCraft, Diablo, or WoW, I want to talk to you about Mark Kern.
Same goes for Red5 employees.
Our convo can be fully anon if you prefer, and we can chat via Signal, phone call, vid chat, whatever!
March 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
🚨Signal boost!🚨
If you worked at Blizzard from 1997-2006, specifically on StarCraft, Diablo, or WoW, I want to talk to you about Mark Kern.
Same goes for Red5 employees.
Our convo can be fully anon if you prefer, and we can chat via Signal, phone call, vid chat, whatever!
If you worked at Blizzard from 1997-2006, specifically on StarCraft, Diablo, or WoW, I want to talk to you about Mark Kern.
Same goes for Red5 employees.
Our convo can be fully anon if you prefer, and we can chat via Signal, phone call, vid chat, whatever!
To the guy who kept touching me and other women at the Universal Music/Virgin Records party: fuck off expediently
March 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
To the guy who kept touching me and other women at the Universal Music/Virgin Records party: fuck off expediently
What's going on with the AC in West Hall today
March 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
What's going on with the AC in West Hall today
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Perhaps the Gamers are alright
March 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Perhaps the Gamers are alright
HUGE shout-out to the Metreon Chipotle folks - those folks are slinging burritos faster than previously thought humanly possible
March 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
HUGE shout-out to the Metreon Chipotle folks - those folks are slinging burritos faster than previously thought humanly possible
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March 20, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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