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Lantern
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give us grand theft monorail
May 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
HELP I can’t keep the sun out of my eyes, browse my phone and shovel chips into my face all at the same time

also I can’t move
March 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Blankets. There, I said it. Man, I love blankets.
February 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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(I know people are going to say there are legit reasons to stay active on the former Twitter, and I used to agree, but at this point I really am on the "but are there?" train with that idea. The owner is a mask-off fascist who bought a US president, cheap. Drop X now. Sell your Tesla eventually.)
December 29, 2024 at 12:59 PM
I liked this little article about the “drone panic” and history repeating itself: michaelshermer.substack.com/p/the-great-...
The Great Drone Panic of 2024...and 1914
Guest columnist Robert Bartholomew, one of the world’s leading scholars of mass hysterias and social panics, considers the panic over the recent drone sightings in the skies over New Jersey
michaelshermer.substack.com
December 15, 2024 at 8:45 AM
One day I will magically spell “business” correctly when typing in a hurry. When that day comes I will dance a little happy jig. Until then it’s bueinss as usual.
December 13, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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The torrent of hate from ordinary Americans towards private healthcare and insurance is a sharp reminder to NZers that the privatised healthcare model that our neoliberal government is pursuing is hated in the US.
December 6, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Nothing has said “NOW you’re old” to me more than buying a water blaster.
November 24, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Auckland University has bed “upgrading” the student union area for god knows how long and they’ve just uncovered this… a massive expanse of fake grass. Just… why
November 16, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Deep, deep sigh
November 7, 2024 at 9:43 AM
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Let’s just call them “Tweets” not “Skeets.” Twitter no longer exists anyway. Let the word go generic!

Over at The Bad Place, they can call them “Xits” (X pronounced like President Xi, as others have suggested).
November 13, 2023 at 5:24 AM
What if we just call this Twitter now?
November 2, 2023 at 7:40 AM
Wanna repost some shit but @birdiegirl.bsky.social already did it
August 15, 2023 at 7:17 AM
Swear I just saw prince charles walking into Grey Lynn Bunnings
August 12, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Amazing to see Greg Kinnear take time out of his busy schedule to coach the Australian Women’s Football World Cup squad
August 12, 2023 at 10:08 AM
First round of 16 match was a stunner
August 6, 2023 at 10:43 AM
Mouthwash = tooth deodorant
August 5, 2023 at 1:03 AM
Sir if you’re only buying one it’s a panino
August 2, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Remember when people used to eat panini?
August 2, 2023 at 7:31 AM
*you’re* a super moon
August 2, 2023 at 5:53 AM
whatever new social thing i hit up and no matter how many people i follow literally my feed is always just neil gaiman posts wtf
July 27, 2023 at 4:33 AM