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@maryhartmanx2.bsky.social
· Nov 28
the Venn diagram of people who are huge fans of the punk rock band Flipper and also Hallmark Christmas movies is … me.
good thing I wore my lucky Marshawn hoodie tonight
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
good thing I wore my lucky Marshawn hoodie tonight
for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to watch House of Dynamite while fluffing my new Christmas tree and I really should have my head examined
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to watch House of Dynamite while fluffing my new Christmas tree and I really should have my head examined
what a dynamo!
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
what a dynamo!
uh it’s November 30th and Koreana Plaza hasn’t started building their gingerbread castle, this is a red alert emergency
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
uh it’s November 30th and Koreana Plaza hasn’t started building their gingerbread castle, this is a red alert emergency
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I cannot even begin to express my rage at this lie
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
NEW: The F.D.A. announced in an internal memo that 10 children died "because of" the Covid shot. Other experts want to see proof.
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I cannot even begin to express my rage at this lie
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
this stupid fucking ballroom
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
this stupid fucking ballroom
did I take two miniature Christmas ornaments to the nail salon for design inspo today? Yes, yes I did.
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
did I take two miniature Christmas ornaments to the nail salon for design inspo today? Yes, yes I did.
the holiday hater has logged on
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
the holiday hater has logged on
my large adult sons are having Thanksgiving dinner with their dad at Tommy’s Joynt in the city 🤣🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
my large adult sons are having Thanksgiving dinner with their dad at Tommy’s Joynt in the city 🤣🤣🤣
made sure to give Keith a breakfast of turkey and giblets cat food, and not mariner’s catch like some thanksgiving heathen
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
made sure to give Keith a breakfast of turkey and giblets cat food, and not mariner’s catch like some thanksgiving heathen
someone tell me what kind of new (fake, slim, unlit) Christmas tree I should get, these choices are overwhelming
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
someone tell me what kind of new (fake, slim, unlit) Christmas tree I should get, these choices are overwhelming
it’s four in the morning
the end of December
the end of December
Famous Blue Raincoat by Leonard Cohen on Apple Music
Song · 1970 · Duration 5:07
music.apple.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
it’s four in the morning
the end of December
the end of December
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They’ll be picked up next week for possessing child porn.
Justice will be served at the White House on Tuesday as Trump pardons a pair of turkeys for fowl reasons, participating in the 78th annual National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation. https://cnn.it/48iywxI
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
They’ll be picked up next week for possessing child porn.
didn’t have to stop for any of the interminable red lights on the way to Costco tonight or on the way home, plus the Costco employee on cart duty was blaring an anti-Trump song in the parking lot. Things are looking up!
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
didn’t have to stop for any of the interminable red lights on the way to Costco tonight or on the way home, plus the Costco employee on cart duty was blaring an anti-Trump song in the parking lot. Things are looking up!
when holidays collide
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
when holidays collide
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A fabulous pre-code gag from "Wonder Bar" (1934)
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
A fabulous pre-code gag from "Wonder Bar" (1934)
Keith threw a full stainless steel water dish five feet across the kitchen like he’s not a geriatric cat, wtaf
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Keith threw a full stainless steel water dish five feet across the kitchen like he’s not a geriatric cat, wtaf
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A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
November 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
box truck night market!
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
box truck night market!
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After over half a century, the major hotel chains have started to catch up with the Madonna Inn.
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
After over half a century, the major hotel chains have started to catch up with the Madonna Inn.
a new manager at my service industry slacker job pissed me off so I took the first entry-level professional job I could find and worked my way up
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
a new manager at my service industry slacker job pissed me off so I took the first entry-level professional job I could find and worked my way up
back on my [amtrak] bullshit
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
back on my [amtrak] bullshit