yeah no
@maryhartmanx2.bsky.social
a mom, full of opinions and cat pics
certified Bluesky elder (#310,613)
📍NorCal, baby
certified Bluesky elder (#310,613)
📍NorCal, baby
being Cal fan is nothing but suckage, except when it’s not!
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
being Cal fan is nothing but suckage, except when it’s not!
8 seconds, we can still do it (choke)
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
8 seconds, we can still do it (choke)
“Sir, we’re at DEFCON One”
“Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.”
“Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
“Sir, we’re at DEFCON One”
“Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.”
“Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.”
same thing for that stupid gold Oval Office sign - helps to remind him who he is and where he is
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
same thing for that stupid gold Oval Office sign - helps to remind him who he is and where he is
ask for an Old Fashioned at the Bakersfield Woolworths and prepare to be delighted
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
ask for an Old Fashioned at the Bakersfield Woolworths and prepare to be delighted
and I’m convinced that’s the reason for that stupid gold Oval Office sign
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
and I’m convinced that’s the reason for that stupid gold Oval Office sign
the nametags on the table and on his shirt are super helpful for when he forgets who he is
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
the nametags on the table and on his shirt are super helpful for when he forgets who he is
today Keith walked across the hot stove, knocked over drinks, and sat on a tray
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
today Keith walked across the hot stove, knocked over drinks, and sat on a tray
I need one that’s narrower because my living room is pretty small :(
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I need one that’s narrower because my living room is pretty small :(
that one’s going on my list - my current top choice is 46” in diameter for a 7.5’ tree. Pre-lit trees seem like way more trouble than they’re worth
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
that one’s going on my list - my current top choice is 46” in diameter for a 7.5’ tree. Pre-lit trees seem like way more trouble than they’re worth