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Mary Clarke
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For The Win associate editor | Nerd nonsense | A mixed bag 🏳️‍🌈

PHL then, STL now
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The Eagles really ended a dynasty, man. Incredible.
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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The Mean watching the Chiefs win go like 173-2 in one-score games over their dynasty run
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The Eagles broke the Chiefs 🙂
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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GREAT DOINK SOUND
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Chiefs regression hitting
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I have ALWAYS been a Carolina Panthers fan
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
First snowfall of the season 😍
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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My guess is that someone else will be calling plays for the Eagles Week 14. Kevin Patullo is far from the only problem, and maybe not even the biggest problem, but that’s the easiest high-level switch.
It's pretty obvious that the Eagles need to make some kind of big change. They cannot keep rolling out this trash offense every week. They'll have a couple extra days to figure something out before their next game, but it can't be nothing.
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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After today's performance, the Eagles offense ranks 28th in success rate.

They are producing a positive play at a lower rate than offenses like the Saints and the Jets.

It's the worst offensive success rate for an Eagles team through Week 13 in the last 20 years.
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Being an Eagles fan is mostly great. I think most people here know they have it good.

But I am pretty tired of announcers like Al Michaels wondering why people are booing the offense. The highest-paid offense in the NFL is a disaster every single week. It's objectively pathetic!
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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The Bears defense entered today's game ranked 29th in success rate.

This was the worst performance by any offense against them all season.
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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It's pretty obvious that the Eagles need to make some kind of big change. They cannot keep rolling out this trash offense every week. They'll have a couple extra days to figure something out before their next game, but it can't be nothing.
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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I need players to go scorched earth today. Or coaches. Anyone. Embarrassing bullshit
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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enduring the last two Eagles games
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I don't like the Eagles' chances of repeating.
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Objectively, with this roster, what has happened is fireable
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Another week of complaining about the offense only for the HC to say the game was called great and for the QB to say its not great enough.

Fun times.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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sirianni the winningest coach to get canned
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Feeling checked out on the Eagles, folks
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Given that the Eagles won the Super Bowl last season and have returned most of their on-field talent, anything less than a return to the Super Bowl was going to be a disappointment in my eyes.

Considering how they've looked all season, this year has been an abject failure
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
How is that not pass interference?
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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The Eagles' D has made a few plays, but they're getting bullied in the run game.
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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What’s important to consider, while watching the Eagles, is that life is nothing but a slow march toward eternal darkness.
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
FINALLY
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Does the Eagles' offense want to win this game
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM