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I post about my dog a lot and I'm not sorry | she/her
the funniest timeline FINALLY
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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Since Alex Jones himself isn't going away, I propose allowing the Knowledge Fight guys to record episodes in the Infowars studio and then promote them on Infowars social media accounts.
I would like to reiterate: We own everything. The broadcasting equipment, the supplements, the intellectual property for Brain Force Plus. We are still trying to figure out what to do with it.
November 14, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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Do NOT ask your ouija boards any foreign policy questions for a while
November 30, 2023 at 5:00 AM
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STOP POSTING and take this seriously.
NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)
November 30, 2023 at 2:47 AM
approach slowly
veterinary stickers. tag yourself
October 18, 2023 at 6:29 PM
listening to Hamilton like it's 2018 and I'm still incredibly depressed lmao
October 17, 2023 at 6:47 PM
One mental breakdown away from joining a cult tbh
September 23, 2023 at 7:16 AM
Four podcasts to get to know me.
September 14, 2023 at 4:05 PM
well, this one hurts a lot
September 14, 2023 at 3:48 PM
The only thing I'll miss about summer is my dog chomping on pieces of watermelon like the cute savage eater he is
September 11, 2023 at 6:06 PM
Announcing my dog learnt how to open the shoe closet we're doomed
September 9, 2023 at 4:05 PM
I just committed to two days out of the house and a sleepover, who am i
September 7, 2023 at 3:42 PM
do you ever just stroll into the pharmacy and meet with your ghosts
September 6, 2023 at 4:10 PM
everytime I call the vet something goes wrong what does it mean!!!
September 4, 2023 at 8:26 AM
y'all my life is a joke but look at this sleepy baby
September 2, 2023 at 6:18 PM
I am Not made for studying it gets clearer everyday
September 1, 2023 at 9:02 AM
why code when you can sleep and dream of resolving bugs
August 30, 2023 at 1:05 PM
At 8.30pm every night my dog decides to destroy every thing we both own, but he looks cute in a deranged sort of way so
August 29, 2023 at 6:35 PM
The character growth here is truly astounding
August 28, 2023 at 8:12 PM
"you know a lot of things" no I am chronically online
August 28, 2023 at 1:53 PM
Today is a "fall asleep everywhere except where and when I should" kind of day
August 28, 2023 at 12:37 PM
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"You’re so considerate"

thanks i was raised in constant fear of upsetting people
August 27, 2023 at 2:10 AM
Idek
August 27, 2023 at 6:00 AM
Whoever came up with Garbaugust has to know I have endless guilt about reading what's considered trash, I have been raised Catholic after all
August 25, 2023 at 7:42 PM
The liminal space that is the post office...
August 25, 2023 at 8:43 AM