Josh Martin
@martonian.bsky.social
Corporate pilot - Phenom 300 and TBM. Jester of Tortuga. I lost on Jeopardy
Far east end of Long Island last night
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Far east end of Long Island last night
Is there a federal law that says that small FBOs have to display this painting? You see it everywhere
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Is there a federal law that says that small FBOs have to display this painting? You see it everywhere
Happened to be in NYC today. Walked out of a subway station into the No Kings protest. Walked in it for an hour or so with patriotic Americans who were completely peaceful
October 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Happened to be in NYC today. Walked out of a subway station into the No Kings protest. Walked in it for an hour or so with patriotic Americans who were completely peaceful
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
@kenjennings.bsky.social @johnroderick.bsky.social as a corporate pilot, I’m loving the NATO phonetic alphabet Omnibus episode
October 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
@kenjennings.bsky.social @johnroderick.bsky.social as a corporate pilot, I’m loving the NATO phonetic alphabet Omnibus episode
How bout them MO State Bears 🐻
September 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
How bout them MO State Bears 🐻
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Mary Todd Lincoln: "The only part of the play that was disappointing was when my husband got shot."
September 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Mary Todd Lincoln: "The only part of the play that was disappointing was when my husband got shot."
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The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
September 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
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Ashes II (Aske II), by Edvard Munch, 1899, 📸 via @nocontextcfb
August 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Ashes II (Aske II), by Edvard Munch, 1899, 📸 via @nocontextcfb
Cheating Trump stooge for my governor
Missouri Governor Mike Kehoe has called a special legislative session to redraw the state's congressional map and shift a seat to the Republican Party, and also to create new hurdles for citizen initiatives:
Kehoe calls lawmakers to redraw congressional map, make it harder to amend constitution
President Donald Trump wants Republican states to gerrymander House districts before the 2026 mid-term elections
www.stltoday.com
August 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Cheating Trump stooge for my governor
If they add Copilot to SkiFree or Fuji Golf I’m going to lose it
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If they add Copilot to SkiFree or Fuji Golf I’m going to lose it
Love a good airport dog
August 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Love a good airport dog
A thrilling day in our household as my daughter had her first solo flight this morning! Very proud of her
August 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
A thrilling day in our household as my daughter had her first solo flight this morning! Very proud of her
I stopped 11 wars this year
REPORTER: Have you spoke to Vladimir Putin about the fact that a big US factory was hit in an airstrike in Ukraine?
TRUMP: I'm not happy about anything having to do with that war. I settled 7 wars, and actually if you think about pre-wars, add 3 more so it would be 10.
TRUMP: I'm not happy about anything having to do with that war. I settled 7 wars, and actually if you think about pre-wars, add 3 more so it would be 10.
August 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I stopped 11 wars this year
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This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard
Markwayne Mullin: "I'm not joking when I say this. I drive around Washington DC in my Jeep - yes, I drive myself - & I don't buckle up. The reason I don't buckle up - people can say whatever they want - is because of carjacking. I don't want to be stuck in my vehicle when I need to exit in a hurry."
August 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard
These other arrivals into Aspen are great too.
BIGLP, MMUTT CUTTZ, PRTTY BURRD, TRRBO LLAXX, PEEDY
BIGLP, MMUTT CUTTZ, PRTTY BURRD, TRRBO LLAXX, PEEDY
August 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
These other arrivals into Aspen are great too.
BIGLP, MMUTT CUTTZ, PRTTY BURRD, TRRBO LLAXX, PEEDY
BIGLP, MMUTT CUTTZ, PRTTY BURRD, TRRBO LLAXX, PEEDY
Flying into Aspen on the MMARY1 Arrival 😂
August 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Flying into Aspen on the MMARY1 Arrival 😂
Cool. Show us the files then
JD Vance: "We know that Jeffrey Epstein had a lot connections with left-wing politicians and left-wing billionaires ... Democrat billionaires and Democrat political leaders went to Epstein island all the time. Who knows what they did."
August 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Cool. Show us the files then
Drywall’s all up inside. Texturing this week. Garage doors go on end of this week. Painting may start next week
August 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Drywall’s all up inside. Texturing this week. Garage doors go on end of this week. Painting may start next week
Nice to see Dems taking the gloves off finally
New York Gov. Kathy Hochul says she's looking to redraw the state's legislative lines in response to the Texas gerrymander — even going so far as to suggest amending the state constitution to move up the timeline.
August 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Nice to see Dems taking the gloves off finally
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Guy who was convicted on 34 counts of first‑degree falsification of business records says the numbers were rigged.
August 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Guy who was convicted on 34 counts of first‑degree falsification of business records says the numbers were rigged.
I really hope Ted Cruz is not successful in this space shuttle heist
The Smithsonian Institution is not backing down on its stance that Congress has no legal authority to mandate Discovery's removal, and they're bringing the receipts.
www.space.com/space-explor...
www.space.com/space-explor...
'The Smithsonian Institution owns the Discovery.' Museum resists Trump's 'Big Beautiful Bill' plan to move space shuttle to Houston
"This is not a transfer — it's a heist."
www.space.com
July 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I really hope Ted Cruz is not successful in this space shuttle heist
Seattle, Honolulu, El Paso, and Tucson are the only ones I haven’t been to
July 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Seattle, Honolulu, El Paso, and Tucson are the only ones I haven’t been to