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Paige
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Average in every way but one
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I would rather die than create an account to continue
July 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I’ve never met a Jared that I liked
May 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This guy on TikTok said that a recession is coming and gave tips on how you can prepare. Step 1 was to have a safety net of that’s at least 1 year salary. I want to live in whatever world he thinks he lives in
March 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Real question: does Trump use foundation that is too dark for him or does he use self tanner? I know it’s not a spray tan because of how bad it is. I have a feeling it’s foundation based on the fact that he never has full coverage.
March 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Am I the only one who sees it
February 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Espresso martinis are the most contagious cocktail. Oh, you’re getting an espresso martini? Twist my arm I’ll get one too
February 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Steve Buscemi’s best performance was the PI on 30 Rock. I said what I said
February 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Every year I must come to terms with the fact that I don’t know how to spell Febuary
February 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hey Kanye! Next time wear matching outfits with your wife! Or would that be too embarrassing for you :/
February 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.
December 23, 2024 at 2:12 PM
One time I thought I liked a Taylor Swift song but it turned out it was Gracie Abrams
December 9, 2024 at 3:18 PM
B - we’re so tired just release a music video
Beyoncé is releasing a COWBOY CARTER Art Book.

It includes 136 pages of never-before seen imagery inspired by the album.
December 1, 2024 at 7:01 PM
When will Paul Mescal accept my follow request on instagram
November 29, 2024 at 5:11 AM
How much Botox will Matt Gaetz get to self-soothe after all this public embarrassment
November 21, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Has the dust settled enough for me to say I think Amy Winehouse would’ve hated her biopic
November 18, 2024 at 11:06 PM
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Justice Department Concurs With Matt Gaetz Defense That 17-Year-Olds Pretty Much Ready To Roll
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November 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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conveniently, everything that makes me and my consultants wealthy not to blame for losing the election
November 11, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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the problem with saying we need a “Joe Rogan for the left” is that Rogan was not a creation of conservatives. he was a regular guy who became conservative because he’s very stupid.
November 9, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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The clearest explanation I've seen yet as to why we are in this mess.

"Simple solutions to complex problems are always appealing to people of low engagement and/or low intelligence."
Reddit - Dive into anything
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November 8, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Being an American this week has felt a little bit like this
November 8, 2024 at 5:31 PM