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marshall91.bsky.social
@marshall91.bsky.social
I post a lot of lyrics.
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If you have truck nuts on your Dodge Ram are they called Dodgeballs?
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
We’re trying our first batch of funeral potatoes. Cubed or grated?
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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🧪🪄
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Looks like my personal situation is better this week than last week. I’ll take what I can get!
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’m slightly drunk & wasn’t to watch Frankenstein instead of contacting old estranged friends. Opinions?
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
So much depression. It was a good evening, but no I’m feeling despondent. I should take my night meds & go to sleep.
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It’s a stupid end to a stupid this week. Thanks to my BFF for talking me out of contacting former friends who DGAF anyway.
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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The internet used to scream at us when we connected, and we didn't take the hint
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I love watching the time change back!
November 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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My cardio is crippling anxiety.
October 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I wrote this in 2019 to remind myself why I was dragging my ass out of bed at 5:30AM to make ADHD comics before work.

Six years later… it still hits.

Happy ADHD Awareness Month, everybody. 🧠🫶🏼
October 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Dune just left Muttville, he didn't get adopted today. This 10-year-old Lab mix boy was a little bummed, but at least he's going home with his loving foster mom. Will you share him so more people can see how wonderful he is?
muttville.org/mutt/dune-13...
September 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I have no tolerance for candy corn hate in my life
September 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Tattoos are nature's cliff notes
September 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Wonder if I’ll have imposter syndrome if I get into heaven on a technicality?
September 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The personal demons are fierce tonight.
September 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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All the worst people I know insist they 'turned out fine'.
May 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I wish I could have more babies, because the two I had are awesome!
August 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
There was a girl sayin’ “Come clean.”
August 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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There's probably little to no cellphone signal down in Fraggle Rock.
July 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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It’s ok to change your mind when you realize you were wrong.
July 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Refrain ng from drunk texting, so this is for all y'all.
July 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM