@marquisdesuave.bsky.social
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Worth every second
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Worth every second
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checking in on the president of the United States
January 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
checking in on the president of the United States
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From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
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ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊
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Donald Trump’s America is taxpayers paying farmers to grow crops only to let them rot unsold while grocery store prices are through the roof as he tells us everything is cheaper than ever despite the fact that he has never been shopping in a grocery store in his entire life.
September 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Donald Trump’s America is taxpayers paying farmers to grow crops only to let them rot unsold while grocery store prices are through the roof as he tells us everything is cheaper than ever despite the fact that he has never been shopping in a grocery store in his entire life.
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@kilmeade is what happens when a junior varsity stormtrooper makes a wish upon a can of bronzer to become a tongue in a world of unlicked boots
September 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
@kilmeade is what happens when a junior varsity stormtrooper makes a wish upon a can of bronzer to become a tongue in a world of unlicked boots
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RULE ABOUT AMERICAN FLAGS:
If you burn the fabric part, you're looking at jail.
But it you use the pole part to assault a police officer, you get a presidential pardon, praise, and some cash.
If you burn the fabric part, you're looking at jail.
But it you use the pole part to assault a police officer, you get a presidential pardon, praise, and some cash.
August 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
RULE ABOUT AMERICAN FLAGS:
If you burn the fabric part, you're looking at jail.
But it you use the pole part to assault a police officer, you get a presidential pardon, praise, and some cash.
If you burn the fabric part, you're looking at jail.
But it you use the pole part to assault a police officer, you get a presidential pardon, praise, and some cash.
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does anyone know tom brady's cosmetic surgeon? im thinking of having some tasteful, barely noticeable, very very natural looking work done. just little tucks here or there.
actually, gosh, maybe he hasnt done anything at all. now im second guessing myself. forget i mentioned it. love ya tom!
actually, gosh, maybe he hasnt done anything at all. now im second guessing myself. forget i mentioned it. love ya tom!
August 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
does anyone know tom brady's cosmetic surgeon? im thinking of having some tasteful, barely noticeable, very very natural looking work done. just little tucks here or there.
actually, gosh, maybe he hasnt done anything at all. now im second guessing myself. forget i mentioned it. love ya tom!
actually, gosh, maybe he hasnt done anything at all. now im second guessing myself. forget i mentioned it. love ya tom!
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“Obama committed treason!” is the new “They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats!”
July 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
“Obama committed treason!” is the new “They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats!”
(D) disappointment
July 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
(D) disappointment
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Don Jr is not only despicable human garbage, he has unknowing confessed he likes to have people’s fingers up his asshole.
May 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Don Jr is not only despicable human garbage, he has unknowing confessed he likes to have people’s fingers up his asshole.
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It’s 10 pm on a Sunday night and Republicans on the Budget Committee are cutting food assistance, health care, and access to education to give billionaires a tax break.
May 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It’s 10 pm on a Sunday night and Republicans on the Budget Committee are cutting food assistance, health care, and access to education to give billionaires a tax break.
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Raiders of the Lost Ark was made in 1981 and set in 1936, so an equivalent movie made today would be set in… 1980.
Ima go lie down.
Ima go lie down.
May 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Raiders of the Lost Ark was made in 1981 and set in 1936, so an equivalent movie made today would be set in… 1980.
Ima go lie down.
Ima go lie down.
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Chutzpah is lying to dodge the draft and then asking the Army to celebrate your damn birthday.
May 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Chutzpah is lying to dodge the draft and then asking the Army to celebrate your damn birthday.
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this would be so funny if this guy wasn’t president
April 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
this would be so funny if this guy wasn’t president
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Congratulations to Wisconsin for winning the destiny of humanity
Susan Crawford wins Wisconsin Supreme Court race, NBC News projects. Elon Musk spent millions to boost her opponent, handing out million-dollar checks to voters in the process, and saying the "destiny of humanity" hinges on this race.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
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Susan Crawford wins Wisconsin Supreme Court race, defying Elon Musk
Liberals will maintain their narrow majority on the court after Crawford’s victory in the first battleground state election of Trump’s second term.
www.nbcnews.com
April 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Congratulations to Wisconsin for winning the destiny of humanity