just girlposting on my girlblog while i'm girlpissing on the girltoilet

i'm not super clear on what "rizz" is because I'm old, but I think it's like when the Baker in Kiki's Delivery Service spun two trays full of loaves on his fingertips like basketballs and then winked at the cat. I have that kind of rizz (large, often quiet, full of bread)

⚔️ Gladiator ⚔️

This is how I'm starting all my texts from now on.

Dawg

Whoa whoa what? Niiiice

I have nothing interesting or important to share rn, so have a cute kitty pic

Bro what's up bro?