Sounds made up but a girl can dream

Like I’m pretty sure I’m *g-g-gulp* shadowbanned or whatever but fuck em

Oh I’m aware at least I’m on northsky now

“mr president — a second charlie kirk is resting in piss, bozo”

Tim Robinson couldn’t write something dumber than this

i think it was a mistake to let the dweeb king make a pornobot accessible to his dweeb army at the touch of a button

Women are amazing

Queen shit 🖤

Like my mom in the 60s/70s could be Carly Simon’s twin. She had big beautiful wild curly hair. And I got it allllll. I didn’t get my first haircut til I was 5 because it was so fuckin cute. Apparently the last time it was washed before it was finally cut it hung just above the back of my knees

Day. I *lovvvve* being a shaved head lady we occupy a very cool area aesthetically speaking imo but at the same time I feel fuckin robbed.

It’s the curls dog

I figured those guys came like that lol

Thank you for posting this stuff this is always the kind stuff I wanna do when I boot up zombies and then I remember I have zero patience

Pretty sure that exists

Between this, the thing, and big trouble in little china do you think Kurt Russel and John carpenter ever kissed? Do you think they ever longed for each other? I do.