Maria Schneider: The Unfashionable Years
@marlaschnelder.bsky.social
From Twitter’s controversial “X” website. Ex-Onion editor, comedy day laborer. Wrote Jean Teasdale’s A Book Of Jean’s Own (St. Martin’s Griffin).
At least wine moms…have wine?
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
At least wine moms…have wine?
Thanks, but it probably would have sucked. I do appreciate the thought, though. Nice to be remembered
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Thanks, but it probably would have sucked. I do appreciate the thought, though. Nice to be remembered
Don’t ever tell me to “sit this one out.” I will do my own sitting out when I & I alone determine if it is indeed this one
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Don’t ever tell me to “sit this one out.” I will do my own sitting out when I & I alone determine if it is indeed this one
A Book Of Jean’s Own! was published 15 years ago as of October, & its mention is never, ever leaving my bio, not even if I win a UltraOscar™️
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
A Book Of Jean’s Own! was published 15 years ago as of October, & its mention is never, ever leaving my bio, not even if I win a UltraOscar™️
Happy Hallowsday! Which saint are you dressing up as? 😇
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Happy Hallowsday! Which saint are you dressing up as? 😇
“It’s A Cool Bedroom, Charlie Brown” (1966) Linus upstages the Peanuts gang’s Halloween fun with the cool midcentury elegance of his bedroom. Sponsored by Dolly Madison and your friendly Coca-Cola bottlers. (30 mins)
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“It’s A Cool Bedroom, Charlie Brown” (1966) Linus upstages the Peanuts gang’s Halloween fun with the cool midcentury elegance of his bedroom. Sponsored by Dolly Madison and your friendly Coca-Cola bottlers. (30 mins)
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October 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I love kinda boring signs, truly, zero shade
October 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I love kinda boring signs, truly, zero shade
Today in “Of Course”
The "Young" Republican Leaders who enjoy sharing racist messages.
This is the "Master Race," folks.
This is the "Master Race," folks.
October 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Today in “Of Course”
Antifa is not a group but a very broad, unorganized coalition of pro-democracy Americans who rightfully oppose tyranny, economic inequalities & corruption. It includes such diverse voices as naked-protest bicyclists, & those who roll their eyes at them
October 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Antifa is not a group but a very broad, unorganized coalition of pro-democracy Americans who rightfully oppose tyranny, economic inequalities & corruption. It includes such diverse voices as naked-protest bicyclists, & those who roll their eyes at them
Occasionally, occasionally, you spot the reason why God made comment sections
October 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Occasionally, occasionally, you spot the reason why God made comment sections
Now the National Geographic theme won’t leave my head, great
October 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Now the National Geographic theme won’t leave my head, great
Perhaps the comedians coming to Saudi Arabia will be erroneously forced to perform on an overcrowded, leaky offshore comedy dhow due to a repeated typo on their contracts & promotional materials
October 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Perhaps the comedians coming to Saudi Arabia will be erroneously forced to perform on an overcrowded, leaky offshore comedy dhow due to a repeated typo on their contracts & promotional materials
Instead of focusing on the toxic & embarrassing examples, let’s try to keep more positive man-child role models in mind (Pee-wee Herman, Ed Grimley, Arthur Bach, Herman Munster, and, uh, the dad on Silver Spoons? Actually, he may have been part of the problem)
September 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Instead of focusing on the toxic & embarrassing examples, let’s try to keep more positive man-child role models in mind (Pee-wee Herman, Ed Grimley, Arthur Bach, Herman Munster, and, uh, the dad on Silver Spoons? Actually, he may have been part of the problem)
Is pieing political violence
September 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Is pieing political violence
Times so diminishing that I experienced a feeble glow of hope upon noticing that there were no unnecessary commas setting off “Ainsley McGregor”
September 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Times so diminishing that I experienced a feeble glow of hope upon noticing that there were no unnecessary commas setting off “Ainsley McGregor”
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They can't stand mockery. Please increase all mockery. Thank you.
September 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
They can't stand mockery. Please increase all mockery. Thank you.
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BTW, I read that joke less as “the shooter was maga“ than “the administration was casting blame and suspicion in all directions except inward,” which…is exactly what happened?
September 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
BTW, I read that joke less as “the shooter was maga“ than “the administration was casting blame and suspicion in all directions except inward,” which…is exactly what happened?
You hope some business manager in the 1970s thought to put at least a small percentage of the TV, movie and toy profits in trust accounts for Bigfoot, Nessie & the Yeti, but then you chide yourself for being naïvely optimistic
September 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
You hope some business manager in the 1970s thought to put at least a small percentage of the TV, movie and toy profits in trust accounts for Bigfoot, Nessie & the Yeti, but then you chide yourself for being naïvely optimistic
[Sigh] Well, it’s been a week, better get back to the second half of KPop Demon Hunters
September 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
[Sigh] Well, it’s been a week, better get back to the second half of KPop Demon Hunters
Trying to get my mind off today’s violence with some lighthearted escapist stuff
September 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Trying to get my mind off today’s violence with some lighthearted escapist stuff
I won’t shoot anyone, I promise. Taking the purity pledge
September 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I won’t shoot anyone, I promise. Taking the purity pledge
I can distress my own t-shirts, thank you very much
August 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I can distress my own t-shirts, thank you very much
Time to call in the experts
August 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Time to call in the experts
My husband took lessons from Chuck Mangione’s piano teacher
July 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My husband took lessons from Chuck Mangione’s piano teacher