Maria Schneider: The Unfashionable Years
@marlaschnelder.bsky.social
From Twitter’s controversial “X” website. Ex-Onion editor, comedy day laborer. Wrote Jean Teasdale’s A Book Of Jean’s Own (St. Martin’s Griffin).
Thanks, but it probably would have sucked. I do appreciate the thought, though. Nice to be remembered
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Thanks, but it probably would have sucked. I do appreciate the thought, though. Nice to be remembered
“It’s A Cool Bedroom, Charlie Brown” (1966) Linus upstages the Peanuts gang’s Halloween fun with the cool midcentury elegance of his bedroom. Sponsored by Dolly Madison and your friendly Coca-Cola bottlers. (30 mins)
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“It’s A Cool Bedroom, Charlie Brown” (1966) Linus upstages the Peanuts gang’s Halloween fun with the cool midcentury elegance of his bedroom. Sponsored by Dolly Madison and your friendly Coca-Cola bottlers. (30 mins)
I like these too. Literal signs of sanity, all!
October 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I like these too. Literal signs of sanity, all!
I love kinda boring signs, truly, zero shade
October 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I love kinda boring signs, truly, zero shade
Occasionally, occasionally, you spot the reason why God made comment sections
October 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Occasionally, occasionally, you spot the reason why God made comment sections
Times so diminishing that I experienced a feeble glow of hope upon noticing that there were no unnecessary commas setting off “Ainsley McGregor”
September 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Times so diminishing that I experienced a feeble glow of hope upon noticing that there were no unnecessary commas setting off “Ainsley McGregor”
Trying to get my mind off today’s violence with some lighthearted escapist stuff
September 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Trying to get my mind off today’s violence with some lighthearted escapist stuff
Time to call in the experts
August 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Time to call in the experts
In the June 2025 print issue of The Onion: another return of Jean Teasdale!
July 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
In the June 2025 print issue of The Onion: another return of Jean Teasdale!
Whoa
July 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Whoa
Sigh…another chance to make a friend never materializes
June 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Sigh…another chance to make a friend never materializes
I live somewhere in the Great Appalachian Valley, our li’l house nestled in a kinda holler jes’ a stone’s throw from th’ creek. Times are tough, but we got family. (Cats)
June 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I live somewhere in the Great Appalachian Valley, our li’l house nestled in a kinda holler jes’ a stone’s throw from th’ creek. Times are tough, but we got family. (Cats)
What was this guy’s problem
May 16, 2025 at 10:48 AM
What was this guy’s problem
Can I share a secret? I don’t know who this is
May 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Can I share a secret? I don’t know who this is
I assume some enterprising researcher is already intently scanning old Bozo tapes for the child Pope
May 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I assume some enterprising researcher is already intently scanning old Bozo tapes for the child Pope
Need to be among the sane today
April 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Need to be among the sane today
Happier tuxedoed comedy image
February 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Happier tuxedoed comedy image
Not really my fondest vision of comedy
February 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Not really my fondest vision of comedy
I am trying to avoid it but still wearing a protective disguise anyway
January 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I am trying to avoid it but still wearing a protective disguise anyway
?? I can’t decide if this is a stab at bad English or an unusually down-to-earth admission from the manufacturer
January 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
?? I can’t decide if this is a stab at bad English or an unusually down-to-earth admission from the manufacturer
Heh
January 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Heh
Happy Holidays from our TV
December 25, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Happy Holidays from our TV
The biggest reason why I had over 1,000 followers on Xitter in the first place was a recommended follow by…well, these old tweets explain
December 7, 2024 at 8:30 PM
The biggest reason why I had over 1,000 followers on Xitter in the first place was a recommended follow by…well, these old tweets explain
Much more realistic
December 6, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Much more realistic
McDonalds should take restaurant design cue from Lima, OH’s Kewpee Hamburgers and combine the sterile look it now favors with a small, disconcerting Grimace or two stationed throughout
November 30, 2024 at 1:31 PM
McDonalds should take restaurant design cue from Lima, OH’s Kewpee Hamburgers and combine the sterile look it now favors with a small, disconcerting Grimace or two stationed throughout