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MarkWibski
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There's a new issue (Viz 350) in the shops. Sorry no refunds.
A post plugging the new issue of Viz (which, as we say, is in the shops today). A Top Tip reading as follows ... a-hem ... and here it is ... "Save money on whoopee cushions by farting loudly at dinner parties. Tim Steel, Hornchurch."
October 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Beef Wellington is just a sausage roll for cunts.
August 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Magazine Letter: My Mum used to say that you should always wear clean underwear in case you ever got knocked over and I always followed her advice. But the other week I was hit by a bus, and after looking at the open fracture on my shin, I shat my pants anyway. And pissed them. Craig Eddie, e-mail
August 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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The crooked spire of Chesterfield should be considered as Britain's Leaning Tower of Pisa
May 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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This Mark Hughes winner in the Cup Winners Cup for Manchester United vs Barca is 34 years old today.

Just as Brian Moore thinks he’s fluffed it, Hughes leathers it from a ridiculous angle. And doesn’t even look up.

Tremendous technique.
May 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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anonopin.bsky.social
The one thing modern day British crime dramas get very accurate is that Range Rovers are always driven by cunts.
May 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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vizcomic.bsky.social
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magazine top tip: Recreate the fun of a visit to a pulling swimming pool in your own home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in. Mrs S. Poole, Bath
April 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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BANGING two pistachio nut- shells together aives the impression that a very small horse is approaching. Nigel Austin, email
April 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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People described as being big personalities are always cunts.
April 25, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Was a Premier League goal scored by an Ian?
05-06: No
06-07: Yes, Pearce.
07-08: No
08-09: Yes, Ashbee
09-10: No
10-11: Yes, Evatt
11-12: No
12-13: No
13-14: No
14-15: No
15-16: No
16-17: No
17-18: No
18-19: No
19-20: No
20-21: No
21-22: No
22-23: No
23-24: No
24-25: Yes, Maatsen
April 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Seems like every day is...
April 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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April 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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March 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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“A succulent Chinese meal!”
Ha ha legend 😂
March 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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#engalb usual shit. We know you can pass a ball and you can keep possession. How about you show us why you earn a fuck load of money by beating your man, and putting the ball in the box. Wank, Tuchel, wank
March 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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vizcomic.bsky.social
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CLEAR nail varnish makes an excellent Tippex substitute for when you haven't made a mistake. John Dickinson, Southport
February 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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sidlambert.bsky.social
28 years ago today:

The sort of scenes no one (absolutely everyone) likes to see at Saltergate.

Bring yer dinner.
February 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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February 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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A Viz Crap Joke: A nightschool classroom, with a variety of middle-aged folks sitting at desks with an instructor at the front, with scissors, string, sheets of paper on his desk. There is an empty desk with similar equipment in the front row, facing the instructor. On the board behind the teacher are written the words 'Bookbinding Class'. A prospective student has tentatively come through the door and stopped, as the class appears to have already started. The bookbinding instructor is looking towards him with a welcoming smile, inviting him to join in, saying: "Come in. Make yourself a tome."
February 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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CONVINCE neighbours that you are highly-sought-after violin teacher by putting a sign in your garden that says "Violin Lessons: Sorry, No Vacancies. John Moynes, Dublin
February 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Magazine Letter: It's recently occurred to me that nobody I've ever met has actually seen a mole in real life. Apparently they live underground, but I've never heard any explain how can they breathe down there. On top of that, in every picture I've seen of a mole, they don't seem to have a speck of dirt on them. I reckon moles are just a rumour started by someone who owns a trowel factory. Gustav Fox, Haggerston
February 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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This will go well
February 7, 2025 at 10:33 AM