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Birdy
@markbirdy.bsky.social
Designer and long suffering Spurs fan. Largely just posting into the void about Football, Rugby, F1 and Cricket.

https://birdyspurs.co.uk/
Take him off now before he fucks his hamstrings.
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Embarrassing. Didn't lay a glove on them. Pathetic. I thought we should have kept Ange but saw Frank as a sensible appointment. Fuck that. That was as bad as anything under Conte, Mourinho, Nuno etc. Chelsea aren't even that good but we made them look amazing. Big questions.
November 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I’m sorry, this is worse than anything under Ange last season. At least then we had a go. This has been akin to a lower league team playing against a big team in the cup. Hopeful long balls and no quality.
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I knew our injuries were bad but this is ridiculous.
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I was led to believe that we might have to sacrifice some attacking play to shore up the defence. I could just about get on board with that short term, but to be this bad in attack and so wide open at the back against a team that just sacked their manager is a tad worrying.
October 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It's not surprising that no Tottenham players appear in this chart. An excellent article on Adam Wharton highlights why many consider him an ideal target for Spurs. #COYS www.nytimes.com/athletic/671...
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Just finished watching Atomic on Sky. What a load of shit. Ridiculous plot & bad acting, with no jeopardy because it’s so unbelievable. Some parts are so far-fetched & cliched I wasn’t sure whether they were supposed to be funny - pretty sure they weren’t. Stuck it out hoping it’d improve…it didn’t.
September 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
That felt like our games in the latter stages of the Europa league only minus any drama or jeopardy.
September 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My VAR take: give each captain a cricket-style challenge – 1 per half, keep it if you’re right. Big calls only (pen/goal/red), not throw-ins. No more 1mm offside re-refereeing. Refs can say: use your review…or shut up. Return to the original idea of VAR, which was to stop howlers.
Everybody should absolutely view this as an invitation to drop your spiciest soccer takes.
lol I’m gonna need bluesky’s biggest soccer post ever to balance out all the politics engagement im burying myself under.
September 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'm not sure why Tuchel hasn't brought Djed Spence on. The result isn't in doubt, and Lewis-Skelly hasn't had the best game, so it's an opportunity to let him show what he can do. #ENGAND
September 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Reposted by Birdy
We need to tax wealth not work.

Why? Because usually no matter how hard you work, the compound interest on huge wealth grows much faster than your wages + the rich use this passive income to buy all the assets.

Someone made a game to show this:

therichdont.work
Idle — The Wealth Race
Can your hard work beat The Rich? Play and find out!
therichdont.work
September 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I just played "Idle - The Wealth Race"!

I worked hard and earned £15,750, but The Rich did literally nothing and ended with £10,500,000 (~667x more).
Can hard work beat passive income? Play and find out!
therichdont.work
Idle — The Wealth Race
Can your hard work beat The Rich? Play and find out!
therichdont.work
September 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Surely MOTD can get a better pundit than Rooney? A fantastic player but an average manager and seems to offer little insight so far. I’d love to see them pair an analyst with an ex pro to get a better tactical insight rather than tired cliches.
August 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
What’s your sign? 
August 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Why are India still batting?! Even this England side will never chase this so they’re just giving themselves less time to bowl us out. #engind
July 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I feel the same way. I’d add that the “I always win in my second season” quote was about his methods clicking, which we didn’t see due to injuries and prioritising the EL. I would have waited to see if that changes next season with a better squad and the lessons learned this year.
After a few days of reflection, I'll start by staying, fair play to the board / Levy for sticking with Ange during the season. I assume they felt his position was untenable, yet they didn't fire him and in return he won the Europa League.

Yet, I am still irked by the board's decision, because;
June 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A beautifully written piece that had me welling up for the umpteenth time. Currently at a festival in South Wales and shared a few knowing smiles and fist bumps with fans proudly wearing their Spurs paraphernalia. 💙
Evening shout for today's Tottenham On My Mind piece. On being a fan, family and the fine margins of fate. And love

tottenhamonmymind.com/2025/05/23/a...
May 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Reposted by Birdy
About last night… 💙

(Been drawing since the final whistle and now we’re finished & we’ve made NEW mugs and fellow Spurs fans if you feel like sharing the heck out of these we would appreciate it so so much #COYS #COYS #COYS)

🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/spu...
May 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Good night Spurs friends. Just a reminder that we are the greatest fucking team in the world. I still love Ange, we can do amazing things next season. #believe #coys
May 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“To quote my favourite Australian prime minister, Paul Keating, after an unlikely victory, he said, ‘This is one for the true believers’.”

I believe. #coys
May 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
@tottenhamhotspur.com fans. I don’t want to go to sleep yet. Let’s keep the content coming. This is fucking glorious. We’re back baby. #coys
May 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Me going to work tomorrow. #coys
May 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
That’s my next few days sorted. Feed every second of Spurs content directly into my veins.
May 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Reposted by Birdy
It’s Star Wars Day, you say?
Then it’s time once more for one of my favourite things ever.
Written by @quantick.bsky.social
The greatest description of Star Wars ever by a non-fan.
Take it away, Malcolm Tucker
May 4, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Just a reminder that Ange’s statement that “I always win something in my second season” is factually correct. It may still not be true this season, but of the many criticisms of him, that statement shouldn't be one. #coys
April 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM