😅 haha. um.
I have a character flaw in that I was raised by a doctor so I don't go to the ER unless I will die.
No tendons are torn, so it's fine with a little glue & butterflies.

other comments say he's trying to keep his dog from escaping. In which case, chicken wire and staple gun is like... the easiest thing in the world to do!

I have definitely used the wrong tool for the job before, but this is really amazingly stunning. I feel like I forgot how to use a hammer watching this.

on himself XD

I like the part where it falls off because he hasn't driven the nail anywhere and looks confused at the camera.

What on earth is he trying to do here?

The closest I can figure is close gaps in the gate, but why not just use chicken wire?

You're looser than me XD Music gets two weeks and the holiday gets hmmm.... maybe 3. But preferably 1.

I didn't even drop the bowl or anything! It slipped just a bit while in my hand and shattered with lots of force! The universe is so wild.

Yeah nothing is permanently broken. I mean except the metal bowl. I won't be able to lift or swim for a while, but I think it should just scar up.

Yeah, let's make santa pay!!

The book opens with "The following statements are by a unreliable narrator who has committed crimes. Do not take anything he says with face value. If you do take it at face value you are a fool. These are records of his crimes."

Valentine's Day has broken through the rear flank and is now fighting for shelf space!

nooooooo!!!

finally the garbage diet is paying off!

Another is a popular YouTuber that believes boomers "do not have object permanence" because of lead poisoning. Which led him to conclude that they purposefully engineered wealth disparity.

To me, it's just galling.

There are two specific cases I think about often. One was the YouTuber trying to cover MAiD. He had no knowledge base of right to die or how hard fought it is.

He believed rumors it would target poor people & dismissed the *actual* data that it is used by terminally ill, 65+, middle-class people.

I'm super literate. I'm beyond the need for words and use pictures.

This is so embarrassing.