maria
@marianaomi.bsky.social
i might be down but i’m still bad | she/her
What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your antifascist toffee
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your antifascist toffee
This is the worst timeline
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is the worst timeline
I am about to make incredible matzah ball soup this season
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I am about to make incredible matzah ball soup this season
There’s toxic yuri on this episode of the greatest show on television starring Kathy Bates btw
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
There’s toxic yuri on this episode of the greatest show on television starring Kathy Bates btw
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My dad's dog Molly as Molly Parton
October 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
My dad's dog Molly as Molly Parton
Just fell on my ass in front of a patient and my boss
October 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Just fell on my ass in front of a patient and my boss
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“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
October 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
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... I watched Practical Magic again last night and my husband and I spent the entire time going "Nicole Kidman doesn't even seem real she's so beautiful. Like Sandy is gorgeous but she seems REAL, like the most beautiful girl you've ever met but you did meet her. Nicole is a dream you had once."
“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
October 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
... I watched Practical Magic again last night and my husband and I spent the entire time going "Nicole Kidman doesn't even seem real she's so beautiful. Like Sandy is gorgeous but she seems REAL, like the most beautiful girl you've ever met but you did meet her. Nicole is a dream you had once."
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Subtitles should include inflation calculations for all money amounts so I don't have to always go to inflation calculator.
October 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Subtitles should include inflation calculations for all money amounts so I don't have to always go to inflation calculator.
I need to go to karaoke and belt an E asap
September 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I need to go to karaoke and belt an E asap
This is my official statement:
September 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is my official statement:
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The subway violinist is playing I can’t help falling in love with you the day after I got dumped over text over bringing sleep earplugs to their house this feels like I’m being pranked
September 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The subway violinist is playing I can’t help falling in love with you the day after I got dumped over text over bringing sleep earplugs to their house this feels like I’m being pranked
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Why are you people talking about anything other than the episode of The Gilded Age that aired tonight
July 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Why are you people talking about anything other than the episode of The Gilded Age that aired tonight
When the seltzer has electrolytes and low sodium>>>>>
July 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
When the seltzer has electrolytes and low sodium>>>>>
Someone tell me not to schedule 2 dates for the same weekend again I am so tired on the subway platform
July 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Someone tell me not to schedule 2 dates for the same weekend again I am so tired on the subway platform
Thank you fudgie the whale for dying for my sins
July 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Thank you fudgie the whale for dying for my sins
Nw: But I’m a Cheerleader
Why is Letterboxd calling me a slur
July 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Nw: But I’m a Cheerleader
The worst part about baking your own birthday cake is cleaning up after your own birthday cake
June 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The worst part about baking your own birthday cake is cleaning up after your own birthday cake
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🚨🚨NYC mayoral endorsement alert: the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein has endorsed Andrew Cuomo 🚨🚨
June 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
🚨🚨NYC mayoral endorsement alert: the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein has endorsed Andrew Cuomo 🚨🚨
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need a dubbed version of aline, a fiction freely inspired by the life of celine dion
June 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
need a dubbed version of aline, a fiction freely inspired by the life of celine dion
Went touristing today and why would hersheys do this
June 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Went touristing today and why would hersheys do this
Need a Nicole Kidman movie where she lezzes out
May 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Need a Nicole Kidman movie where she lezzes out