maria
@marianaomi.bsky.social
i might be down but i’m still bad | she/her
What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your antifascist toffee
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your antifascist toffee
This is the worst timeline
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is the worst timeline
I am about to make incredible matzah ball soup this season
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I am about to make incredible matzah ball soup this season
Just fell on my ass in front of a patient and my boss
October 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Just fell on my ass in front of a patient and my boss
He’s napping on the couch!!
October 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
He’s napping on the couch!!
This is my official statement:
September 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is my official statement:
Went touristing today and why would hersheys do this
June 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Went touristing today and why would hersheys do this
My tongue is still numb on the left so I can’t really taste it but it’s a very nice texture! Plus I had some last night when I froze it and it was yummy :)
March 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My tongue is still numb on the left so I can’t really taste it but it’s a very nice texture! Plus I had some last night when I froze it and it was yummy :)
I don’t work in dental anymore
March 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I don’t work in dental anymore
Today I saw inside out blow pops and I am so conflicted. as a snacker I’m all in but as a dental assistant I am screaming in agony
March 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Today I saw inside out blow pops and I am so conflicted. as a snacker I’m all in but as a dental assistant I am screaming in agony
Making raspberry sorbet for wisdom teeth ext prep ✌️
March 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Making raspberry sorbet for wisdom teeth ext prep ✌️
Does Charlie Brown have hoes?
February 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Does Charlie Brown have hoes?
How it started/how it’s going
January 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
How it started/how it’s going
Wtf is this. It shouldn’t even count as a sale
November 25, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Wtf is this. It shouldn’t even count as a sale
These bangs are fake but should I make them real
November 16, 2024 at 12:28 AM
These bangs are fake but should I make them real
Me every time trump does anything
November 14, 2024 at 6:30 AM
Me every time trump does anything
Tonight’s schedule (and then A Family Affair at 3 AM!)
June 27, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Tonight’s schedule (and then A Family Affair at 3 AM!)
I hope that someone else on this app likes the gilded age because my brain would not be quiet until I made this
June 27, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I hope that someone else on this app likes the gilded age because my brain would not be quiet until I made this
Whole wheat flour + bread flour + yeast + salt; rest until tomorrow
June 16, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Whole wheat flour + bread flour + yeast + salt; rest until tomorrow
I did get this cherry gin that I’m excited to try though!!
May 31, 2024 at 3:56 PM
I did get this cherry gin that I’m excited to try though!!
I bought a bagel at the duty free coffee shop and look at the amount of cream cheese they gave me this is so rude
May 31, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I bought a bagel at the duty free coffee shop and look at the amount of cream cheese they gave me this is so rude
Graphic design is my passion
May 31, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Graphic design is my passion
