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hi besties
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Mama sea otter snoozing with her pup. 🦑🌿 See you tomorrow.
July 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
When will my husband (boyfriend) return from war (the bachelor weekend he left for less than 2 hours ago)
March 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Me all giddy about my plans being cancelled so I can spend the night hanging out with @shalin27.bsky.social as if we haven’t literally lived together for almost a year now
March 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer
March 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up.

Tomorrow is the cloture vote.

KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️

Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.

Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.

Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.

Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.

TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
March 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I fear the boom boom pow might be a nuke this time
March 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The feminine urge to commit tax fraud 🥰
March 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.

Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.

Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.

TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
March 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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lil wayne said "i'm down like the economy" on a big song in 2009 and that line hasn't felt dated at all for the miserable majority of the last 16 years smh
March 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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A missing Indigenous child was found dismembered, but you probably won't see those outside of the Indigenous community talking about it. Even our children don't matter to people.
March 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Being in canada is so refreshing like damn i don’t have to think about trump here
February 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Any other neurodivergents out there struggle with the idea of doing things you enjoy but are mediocre at? For me enjoying things is being good at them. Just the way I’m built I guess.
February 22, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Canadian hockey fans rn
February 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.
February 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The irony of me taking years to finally get an adhd evaluation & now once it’s finally happening, rfk wants to round me up & put me in a camp 😅
February 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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"Law and order" in the Trump era: if you bow down to the head of the U.S. government, he may help you - whether you're awaiting trial for sex crimes in Europe or doing time in the USA for physically assaulting police.
February 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Isn't it ironic that the parents of today who believe the RFK Jr vaccine BS were, in fact, vaccinated by their parents with no adverse effects 🙄
What they're doing to their children is, IMHO, child abuse 😡
February 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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This is good stuff but you’re singing to the choir.
February 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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A point to consider.
This is probably the most accurate take.
February 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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drake just put out a new song where he softly sings "i'm hating haaard / i'm hating way too haaard" and with everything going on, i just don't believe him. not after we've seen what hating way too hard actually looks like
February 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Live laugh love ja morant sitting out every game i ever attend
February 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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"No white people during Kendrick's halftime show? So much for diversity"

Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌
February 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM