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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
WASHINGTON—Claiming that 100% of users experienced dangerous side effects as a result of wearing the contraceptive device, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly paused an amorous moment Thursday to issue a...
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September 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
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Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work
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July 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work
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Don't let the doorknob hitcha.
Across various private New York Facebook groups viewed by CNN – such as those for residents of the Upper East Side – some users have anonymously discussed potential plans to move out of the city following Zohran Mamdani’s primary win. cnn.it/3IpkOjr
July 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Don't let the doorknob hitcha.
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LAPD when they think nobody is watching
June 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
LAPD when they think nobody is watching
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Accurate but heinous www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...
Defending Medicaid Cuts, Ernst Tells Iowans, ‘We All Are Going to Die’
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May 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women
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January 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women
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Need a hand with your Christmas shopping? Stop by Archie McPhee in Seattle for stocking stuffers and white elephant gifts!
December 21, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Need a hand with your Christmas shopping? Stop by Archie McPhee in Seattle for stocking stuffers and white elephant gifts!
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No, That’s not a comet. That’s the planet Mercury with it's sodium tail.
December 16, 2024 at 1:49 AM
No, That’s not a comet. That’s the planet Mercury with it's sodium tail.
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Hoag’s Object is a rare ring galaxy located over 600 million light-years from Earth.
A nearly perfect circle full of young blue stars surrounds a spheroid of mostly older red giant stars. In between is a gap that appears almost completely empty.
Delightfully distinctive.
📸 Credit: NASA/STScl/AURA
A nearly perfect circle full of young blue stars surrounds a spheroid of mostly older red giant stars. In between is a gap that appears almost completely empty.
Delightfully distinctive.
📸 Credit: NASA/STScl/AURA
December 16, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Hoag’s Object is a rare ring galaxy located over 600 million light-years from Earth.
A nearly perfect circle full of young blue stars surrounds a spheroid of mostly older red giant stars. In between is a gap that appears almost completely empty.
Delightfully distinctive.
📸 Credit: NASA/STScl/AURA
A nearly perfect circle full of young blue stars surrounds a spheroid of mostly older red giant stars. In between is a gap that appears almost completely empty.
Delightfully distinctive.
📸 Credit: NASA/STScl/AURA
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Usually in movies, she ends up dead.
November 25, 2024 at 7:42 AM
Usually in movies, she ends up dead.
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