Marc Yates
marcyates.bsky.social
Marc Yates
@marcyates.bsky.social
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Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair?”

Aussiemandias
December 19, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?

Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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This book business is humbling. Ive written a really good memoir. I've done telly and radio. But not one broadsheet review tells its own story about how im percieved. So thanks to those of you who've helped. Im immensely grateful.
www.beyondthejoke.co.uk/content/1533...
Book Review: One Sinha Lifetime By Paul Sinha
Just as I'd given up waiting for a review copy of Paul Sinha's autobiography I received a message from the author. He wanted to check if I was in because he had decided to bring round a copy himself. ...
www.beyondthejoke.co.uk
December 8, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Very good by @ali-martin.bsky.social this morning.
December 7, 2024 at 7:47 AM
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I was very excited for Liverpool v Real Madrid. I phoned Jürgen Klopp before kick-off and said, ‘Tonight will be the biggest test of the season for you. ’
‘I’m not worried, Kev, it’s not my problem,’ he laughed. I was sickened. The arrogance of the man! A shocking dereliction of duty.
November 27, 2024 at 8:14 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 10:19 AM
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[in French restaurant]
"Excuse me, can we see the menu please?"
"Mais oui"
"Oh, sorry. May we see the menu please?"
November 24, 2024 at 9:37 AM