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wackylesbianhour.com
Leslie is dressed up and sitting in the middle of a job interview. Brianne is also standing in the room. INTERVIEWER: Thanks for coming in for this interview, Ms. Muto, but, uh… typically we only meet with one candidate at a time. BRIANNE: Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just here to chill… Brianne spots a tape dispenser on the interviewer’s desk and approaches it. BRIANNE: Hey, is that tape? I’ve really been “getting into” tape recently. INTERVIEWER: What does that even mean? LESLIE: It means she’s been getting into tape. It’s pretty fucking straight-forward!
June 10, 2024 at 12:01 PM
marbleeater.bsky.social
someone is mad he keeps getting ratioed 💀
June 11, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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doginacafe.bsky.social
June 10, 2024 at 5:55 AM
marbleeater.bsky.social
sorry for not posting its just that I really hate posting
June 11, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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karlbode.com
i hear you little buddy
June 10, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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kononenko.bsky.social
Der Erlkönig
May 3, 2024 at 12:51 PM
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thrillhousegaming.bsky.social
::Plastic Love Intensifies::
June 9, 2024 at 2:06 PM
marbleeater.bsky.social
built my charizard today, gave him a fuck
June 10, 2024 at 1:03 AM
marbleeater.bsky.social
slinky
June 10, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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ceej.online
another member of my local bigfoot hunting club has been revealed as a secret bigfoot. we have got to start looking at the feet
June 5, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
It's Christmas. Two men leave out a plate of cocaine on a stool in front of the fireplace. One says "leaving some nice lines out for 1976 David Bowie" The lines sit in front of the fireplace untouched for a while until magically, The Think White Duke himself emerges from the chimney eager to snort the powder. In the morning the two men wake up to see an empty cocaine plate. One says "all the lines are gone!" The other says "he IS real!"
June 5, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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ianboudreau.com
I'm glad we finally got DMs here
June 6, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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mjsdc.bsky.social
Texas' abortion ban prevented doctors from providing an abortion to a woman with a failing pregnancy—forcing her to instead pass the pregnancy on her own. She spent days in agony, vomiting and bleeding, until she passed out from blood loss and nearly died. www.dallasnews.com/news/public-...
How a couple found themselves tangled in Texas’ strict abortion laws after miscarriage
A Texas woman needed help passing her incomplete miscarriage and wanted a surgical abortion. Her husband said that two medical centers denied or delayed a...
www.dallasnews.com
June 4, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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jakevig.bsky.social
I would totally trade a cow for magic beans. It's a no-brainer.
June 4, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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elleisanisland.bsky.social
ai has entered its roast era. large scale mockery signals the beginning of the end. good. 🙂
Large ad/mural on the side of a construction site. It reads: hey chat get, finish this building... Your skills are irreplaceable. Impact
June 3, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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whomstcast.bsky.social
quote tweet of a tweet original tweet by a crypto accout: This morning at 5:40am my desktop metamask was hacked and drained of all funds and NFTs. The only thing I did differently was charge a brand new dildo on my computer and installed the app Still trying to wrap my head around this but I think I was just hacked by a fucking dildo the quote tweet reads: me: i'm putting together a team. one last job. they say you're the best the dildo guy: you son of a bitch, i'm in
May 23, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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jocelynbee.bsky.social
going to start saying thoughts here, sometimes
a meme of a robed figure in all black, standing in front of a pastel castle with text sorry i have not responded to your text inquiry; i've been within the Mind Palace
June 3, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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barrydeutsch.bsky.social
#PoliCartoon: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

(Link to transcript and patreon in replies.)
This site doesn't give enough alt text space for me to fit in a description of this four panel cartoon of how racism keeps Americans from having a decent safety net, but there's a complete transcript and description at https://www.patreon.com/posts/why-we-cant-have-20429411 . I'll also post that link in comments.
June 3, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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paint-pot-pete.bsky.social
Their opinion of you doesn’t change anything 💜
May 31, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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riikkapaints.bsky.social
Happy pride month! 🐓❤️🐓
June 2, 2024 at 2:36 PM
marbleeater.bsky.social
tria regna moment also happy pride month I hope everyone is using their gay powers wisely and not for evil (unless it is on cops in which case go ham)
(all tria regna ocs are co owned by my very handsome bf @cherry_rose._ on ig <3)
June 2, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
An anthropomorphic version of the comic Loss bursts through a hospital door and says "Help, I'm seeing everyone as "Loss." The desk receptionist asks What's "Loss?" The hallucinating man says "it would take too long to explain... please hel-urrrk" He keels over and the receptionist shouts "Oh God!" He's Dead!"
June 2, 2024 at 3:08 PM
marbleeater.bsky.social
the sexual tension between my 2 dragon posters is craaaazy
June 2, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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lartist.bsky.social
Thought of a graphic. I hope folks enjoy it for Pride. I can put it on my Redbubble if folks would like.
graphic of a gauge balanced right on 50% Text: Bisexuality Is Not A Tightrope
June 1, 2024 at 11:39 PM