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I am a fish person. kinda cute, in a queen of the undead sort of way. she/they.
where does all the snot come from?
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
for the record:
IAD, not ever again.
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I fucking love social media sometimes, I swear, especially when we're all just giant fucking nerds about incredibly cool shit
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
home again jiggety jig.
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I wanted to be the medical examiner.

partway through undergrad I realized med school was not for me.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
newark, I am in you
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
is there anyone who *enjoys* weaving in their tails?
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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bases loaded one out for both teams in consecutive half innings

no runs

this game has lost its god damn mind
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dear Macy's,
It's Halloween for another hour yet. Cool your jets on the Christmas commercials.
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
evidence description of the day: DNA swab of revolver gun
October 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
current earworm: Inspector Gadget
October 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
gd save me from the idiots I work with.
October 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
why does subscapularis have to be such a whiny baby diva?
October 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
1 locus, 14 peaks
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
someone text captain ian the score. I bet his phone isn't on airplane mode.
(1/2) VDLM2 Message From: N993AN / AA3245

Message: GIVING THE NEW PHILLY CAPT A PLANE WITH NO WIFI DURING A PLAYOFF BASEBALL GAME IS A BAD JOKE. THINK THEY BOOD ME AT THE GATE APPRECIATE IF YOU COULD UPDATE US WITH OCCASIONAL SCORES. I PROMISSED TO PASS THEM ALONG. UNLESS THEY ARE LOSING IAN

Tra
October 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
🎵Her name is Lola / She is a good girl🎵

But somehow she hasn't had a single application yet!

Please share Lola and her theme song? Especially if you know someone in the Rochester, NY area!

www.petfinder.com/dog/lola-785...

(@seananmcguire.bsky.social, you've enjoyed our rescue pups before)
My sister asked me to write a bio for a dog in her rescue and said "her name is Lola."

I regret nothing.

(Words by me, singing by not me)

#DogRescue
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
if the cubs manage to win the world series this year, will that close the hellmouth they opened in 2016?
October 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
5g update in progress
September 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
....I shouldn't need 2 YouTube videos and and Instagram reel to figure out how to open this pump bottle.
September 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
today's insult to coffee: a spoon of instant + 3 spoons of international delight.
September 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
happy, healthy, peaceful, new year, y'all. maybe this year will be better than the last.
September 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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“Whoever designed the human visual system has a lot to answer for. Maybe not as much as the knee team, or the lower back group, but a lot.”

- @kjhealy.co , making me shoot my afternoon coffee out my nose.
September 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I want to know who at the Tim Hortons corporate office said "You know what this famously Canadian chain needs? More outdoor seating."
September 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
September 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM