marafish
@marafish.bsky.social
I am a fish person. kinda cute, in a queen of the undead sort of way. she/they.
where does all the snot come from?
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
where does all the snot come from?
for the record:
IAD, not ever again.
IAD, not ever again.
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
for the record:
IAD, not ever again.
IAD, not ever again.
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I fucking love social media sometimes, I swear, especially when we're all just giant fucking nerds about incredibly cool shit
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I fucking love social media sometimes, I swear, especially when we're all just giant fucking nerds about incredibly cool shit
home again jiggety jig.
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
home again jiggety jig.
I wanted to be the medical examiner.
partway through undergrad I realized med school was not for me.
partway through undergrad I realized med school was not for me.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I wanted to be the medical examiner.
partway through undergrad I realized med school was not for me.
partway through undergrad I realized med school was not for me.
is there anyone who *enjoys* weaving in their tails?
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
is there anyone who *enjoys* weaving in their tails?
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A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.
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bases loaded one out for both teams in consecutive half innings
no runs
this game has lost its god damn mind
no runs
this game has lost its god damn mind
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
bases loaded one out for both teams in consecutive half innings
no runs
this game has lost its god damn mind
no runs
this game has lost its god damn mind
Dear Macy's,
It's Halloween for another hour yet. Cool your jets on the Christmas commercials.
It's Halloween for another hour yet. Cool your jets on the Christmas commercials.
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Dear Macy's,
It's Halloween for another hour yet. Cool your jets on the Christmas commercials.
It's Halloween for another hour yet. Cool your jets on the Christmas commercials.
evidence description of the day: DNA swab of revolver gun
October 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
evidence description of the day: DNA swab of revolver gun
current earworm: Inspector Gadget
October 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
current earworm: Inspector Gadget
gd save me from the idiots I work with.
October 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
gd save me from the idiots I work with.
why does subscapularis have to be such a whiny baby diva?
October 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
why does subscapularis have to be such a whiny baby diva?
1 locus, 14 peaks
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
1 locus, 14 peaks
someone text captain ian the score. I bet his phone isn't on airplane mode.
(1/2) VDLM2 Message From: N993AN / AA3245
Message: GIVING THE NEW PHILLY CAPT A PLANE WITH NO WIFI DURING A PLAYOFF BASEBALL GAME IS A BAD JOKE. THINK THEY BOOD ME AT THE GATE APPRECIATE IF YOU COULD UPDATE US WITH OCCASIONAL SCORES. I PROMISSED TO PASS THEM ALONG. UNLESS THEY ARE LOSING IAN
Tra
Message: GIVING THE NEW PHILLY CAPT A PLANE WITH NO WIFI DURING A PLAYOFF BASEBALL GAME IS A BAD JOKE. THINK THEY BOOD ME AT THE GATE APPRECIATE IF YOU COULD UPDATE US WITH OCCASIONAL SCORES. I PROMISSED TO PASS THEM ALONG. UNLESS THEY ARE LOSING IAN
Tra
October 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
someone text captain ian the score. I bet his phone isn't on airplane mode.
🎵Her name is Lola / She is a good girl🎵
But somehow she hasn't had a single application yet!
Please share Lola and her theme song? Especially if you know someone in the Rochester, NY area!
www.petfinder.com/dog/lola-785...
(@seananmcguire.bsky.social, you've enjoyed our rescue pups before)
But somehow she hasn't had a single application yet!
Please share Lola and her theme song? Especially if you know someone in the Rochester, NY area!
www.petfinder.com/dog/lola-785...
(@seananmcguire.bsky.social, you've enjoyed our rescue pups before)
My sister asked me to write a bio for a dog in her rescue and said "her name is Lola."
I regret nothing.
(Words by me, singing by not me)
#DogRescue
I regret nothing.
(Words by me, singing by not me)
#DogRescue
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
if the cubs manage to win the world series this year, will that close the hellmouth they opened in 2016?
October 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
if the cubs manage to win the world series this year, will that close the hellmouth they opened in 2016?
5g update in progress
September 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
5g update in progress
....I shouldn't need 2 YouTube videos and and Instagram reel to figure out how to open this pump bottle.
September 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
....I shouldn't need 2 YouTube videos and and Instagram reel to figure out how to open this pump bottle.
today's insult to coffee: a spoon of instant + 3 spoons of international delight.
September 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
today's insult to coffee: a spoon of instant + 3 spoons of international delight.
happy, healthy, peaceful, new year, y'all. maybe this year will be better than the last.
September 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
happy, healthy, peaceful, new year, y'all. maybe this year will be better than the last.
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“Whoever designed the human visual system has a lot to answer for. Maybe not as much as the knee team, or the lower back group, but a lot.”
- @kjhealy.co , making me shoot my afternoon coffee out my nose.
- @kjhealy.co , making me shoot my afternoon coffee out my nose.
September 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“Whoever designed the human visual system has a lot to answer for. Maybe not as much as the knee team, or the lower back group, but a lot.”
- @kjhealy.co , making me shoot my afternoon coffee out my nose.
- @kjhealy.co , making me shoot my afternoon coffee out my nose.
I want to know who at the Tim Hortons corporate office said "You know what this famously Canadian chain needs? More outdoor seating."
September 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I want to know who at the Tim Hortons corporate office said "You know what this famously Canadian chain needs? More outdoor seating."
September 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM