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Manu Valencia
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I panic in Hispanic. Medio-Hipster.
Voy pa' Walgreens a ver si me encuentro a Bad Bunny
January 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Mentally I'm here
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Warehouse (2000)
January 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Mi sueño es hacer stand-up en Puerto Rico 🇵🇷
December 13, 2024 at 10:02 PM
After a year w/o driving and going to Puerto Rico for the holidays, it is my honor to confirm that I still have severe road rage.
December 13, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Ngl I have done worse things for a McRib
December 10, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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I tried to donate blood but Goodwill wouldn't take it in sandwich bags.
December 6, 2024 at 8:55 PM
LinkedIn: UnitedHealthCare is promoting a high priority CEO role in the United States that matches your job alert.
December 6, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Curious enough, "delay, deny, defend" is also how my family deals with my comedy career.
December 6, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Spotify is a groundbreaking app. For instance, it showed me that many of my Instagram friends have terrible taste in music.
December 4, 2024 at 4:53 PM
This should be taught in school 💯
i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first
December 3, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I wonder if Stitch has his rabies vaccine up to date.
December 3, 2024 at 9:14 PM
I wish Joe Strummer were here to help make sense of all this.
December 3, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I have quit comedy 5 times in the past hour.
December 3, 2024 at 9:10 PM
If you can read this, we are friends. Sorry!
December 3, 2024 at 9:09 PM
I just came back from the vet. Glad to say I'm doing well!
December 3, 2024 at 9:09 PM
I want to be a billionaire so I can order delivery w/o feeling shame. No tips, though.
December 3, 2024 at 9:08 PM
lol
Report: ‘La Liga’ Probably Means ‘The League’
theonion.com/report-la-li...
December 3, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Democrats: "Um, it's actually pronounced Jif"

Republicans: "I was never loved as a child! Chaos!!"

Independents: "I like turtles"
December 3, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Gwen Stefani was right. This is B-A-N-A-N-A-S
December 3, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Beautiful 💙
December 2, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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Happy Wikipedia Begging for Money season to those who celebrate
December 2, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Perdona?
December 2, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Remember when we all hated QR codes? Good times
December 2, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I'm late to the party, but The Penguin is a masterpiece!
a close up of a man 's face with kepler in the corner
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with kepler in the corner
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I'm not convinced that maroon is a real word.
December 2, 2024 at 3:25 PM