maniacalmanatee.bsky.social
@maniacalmanatee.bsky.social
superbowl parade followed by the public evisceration of pam bondi? best birthday ever babe
February 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
my city my city

my childhood, my life

my oh my

rest in peace 🌈
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I hope the bears win I have a lot of money on this
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
boys will literally bathe in anxiety for the two weeks before the Superbowl instead of going to therapy
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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AI slop
February 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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0 epstein affiliated billionaires arrested
0 ice agents who have killed americans arrested

this is who we’re going after? journalists you don’t like covering a protest inside a church? insanity
January 30, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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leslie knope is in some alternate timeline, jerking it to mamdani. she definitely loves him.
January 29, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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CEOs of Minnesota companies, including Target and Hormel, say they're pushing against ICE's occupation.

But their industry trade groups actively lobbied for Trump's Big Ugly Bill, which boosted ICE's budget by $75B.

Corporate America will not save us.
Minnesota CEOs Cry Crocodile Tears Over ICE - The American Prospect
Executives who lobbied for Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill Act, which enabled the immigration terror in their state, now
prospect.org
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
woman seeking 6'3 muscle hamster
January 28, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
fascism is colonialism turned inward
January 25, 2026 at 3:45 PM
jk rowling is new money and that's why she's gross
January 24, 2026 at 2:30 AM
explain it to me like I'm neurodivergent
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
AI penis pill commerical kinda 🥵
January 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
born too late to die for oil, born too early to die for oil, born just in time to die for oil
January 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Always the bridesmaid and never the bride of having your president kidnapped and renditioned to stand trial in another country…
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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Merry Christmas to everyone, even the squids and the whales
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
respectfully, your cat needs a better therapist
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
disrespectfully your dog is hot
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
we never deserved jenna marbles
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Halliburton is lowering their stock value to half staff in honour of Dick Cheney
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Life’s really just the moments between washing the dishes
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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BIG shoutout to my shareholders
October 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
better to base your entire identity around a jam band that peaked in the 90's
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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you can learn a lot about a police department by looking at its union leadership, and whether it’s fair or not every single person in that union has to wear it
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM