live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't burst out laughing when your rocket blows up

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Posting this now for no particular reason.

#DonkParty🎉🎉💙💙

One day we will wake up and he will be gone.

THIS is how it’s done, folks.

Lol, this is much better.

Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

Fun fact — when asked whether he would lower the price of groceries while in office, Trump’s answer was:

“I don't think so. Look, they got them up. I'd like to bring them down. It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard.”

Congratulations to the “price of eggs” idiots.

Michelle Obama is a brilliant beautiful woman and she carries light! These women are plastic, evil women with BLACK hearts!

Incredible. 1K followers in just four days! The push for a #JonStewart2028 run is very real. Let’s keep it going.

My fiancé and I both worked retail for a long time, so creating a Christmas playlist that doesn't abruptly fill one or both of us with murderjuice is a complicated undertaking.

America was given a choice between a lawless, amoral monster and a qualified, intelligent, joyful woman of color—and it chose the monster.

We need to reckon with the reality of what that says about so many of us here.

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I don't care what TIME says.

MY Person of the Year is Kamala Harris.

TIME got it wrong.

So did America.