crazy that my body cant tell the difference between answering a text and being chased in the woods

it's so cold our dog froze and shattered into a million pieces :(

A little taken aback by the criticism I received for asking to take the edible underwear to go

Good morning!

Another beautiful day to explore the brilliant #outdoors

Hands up everyone who zooms in on every picture posted with a bookshelf in the background to check out the books

how old were you when you first realized that toast is just toasted bread? i was 37