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Kelly
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Some witch curse deaths are unfortunately necessary to keep the first amendment.
September 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Who could possibly be expected to carry on in such grueling conditions, 68° and overcast in the woods under the shade of many trees—to Desmo, it might as well be the surface of the sun. If the surface of the sun had a patch of cool sand.
July 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Is there a better representation of enshitification than Google pulling the American Psychological Association style guide on punctuating bulleted lists because I said -ai? Google used to be the best search engine. What if instead of AI destroying humanity, what it has really destroyed is machines?
July 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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one last service in the building our church built in 1963. so excited for where we’re going—but saying goodbye to the place where @mamayuv.bsky.social and i were married, and our kids played and prayed all the way to adulthood, is going to be tough.
April 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.
April 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
(P)Update: not getting less weird as I age 🤷🏻‍♀️
March 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’m going to have to cut back on expenses so I can subscribe to every podcast so I never have to listen to another dogshit “synthetic voice.” Good job podcasters, bad job ad makers. Maybe pay voice actors so I don’t drop everything to hit the fast forward button so I don’t throw up 🤮
March 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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This is sort of the skeleton key to understanding a lot of shit: there 100% is a non-trivial amount of inefficiency and waste in the federal bureaucracy, and most of it is a *direct result* of ‘reforms’ that are meant to assuage the people who complain about “waste and inefficiency in govt”
for decades the federal govt has bent over backwards to limit spending even on totally sensible things like office coffee, all so they can say your tax dollars aren't going to pay for coffee. and it was all for nothing bc elon is tweeting out conspiracy theories about non-existent fraud.
February 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Isn’t it weird how “child protection” has been hyperfocused on families in poverty while wealthy families have been building armies of soulless neo-nazis?
February 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If the U.S. dollar erodes at least we still have mPerks points.
February 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
You don’t have to be the same thing forever 🦋
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
February 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
January is a great time to be in Phoenix ❤️ 🌵 🏜️
January 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
We didn't win playoff tickets but Ty won a sweet jersey for being a huge Lions nerd 💙🦁
January 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
We are 🌈✨fancy✨🌈
plz enjoy our dog desmo and the new sweater @mamayuv.bsky.social knit him!
January 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The cutest thing that has ever happened is my father-in-law asking about dog treat ideas for our dog for Christmas 🥹
December 9, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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December 2, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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let’s face it: it’s time to take the thanksgiving game away from the dallas cowboys
November 27, 2024 at 4:48 PM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
November 27, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Today I saved 18 gravel-caked worms from dehydrating on the sidewalk so even if I fail at everything else I try, I’ve done something 🪱
November 17, 2024 at 10:36 PM
I realized I only ever posted one thing on here and it’s a mushroom so here is Desmo in his little hoodie and backpack so now I have two things.
November 14, 2024 at 3:40 AM
These sweet unassuming little shrooms?
Only a pair of Destroying Angels, Amanita bisporigera, the most deadly mushroom in North America & second most deadly in the world. And we grow them in our little woods called Valhalla. Just a different kind of Heaven with a very different kind of angel 😇
July 31, 2023 at 2:39 AM