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Hannah Apuan
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software engineer. 💖✨
(go/aws/infra/platform) ✨
ex twilio. ex sendgrid. ✨
just a little cat girl in a big dog world. 🐱
denver, co ✨

my opinions are my own.

https://hannahapuan.github.io/
add me on WoW: Elestara-Turalyon (❄️ DK)
It’s so cool when all the commercials on tv are pharmaceutical, insurance, or hospital conglomerates

But don’t forget about CIA, FBI, and Sheriff Country tv shows too 👍
January 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Watching the Avs game and the NFL game right now simultaneously.. makes me actually realize just how many more commercials there are in football
January 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Never forget the wise words of the Beastie Boys: “You gotta fight for your right to paaarty”
January 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Exercised my right to protest today 😊
January 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
It’s always silly to see a person with one little dog and one big dog 💕
January 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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Impeach, convict, remove.
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Maduro is a brutal and oppressive dictator of Venezuela.

Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law.

Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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No one supports a war in Venezuela btw
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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Last year felt like a decade passed.

Guess this year is going for a century worth of events in a year.
a fluffy cat is sitting on a wooden table looking at the camera .
Alt: A fluffy tired looking cat is sitting on a wooden table. The caption reads “Me”
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.

Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they?
January 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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Rubio is claiming that they did not need Congress permission because it was a law enforcement mission. The US is behaving as a global police state, extending its own arbitrary legal decisions to the whole world.

This is not a problem just for Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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A national disgrace.
January 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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RondoDox Botnet is Using React2Shell to Hijack Thousands of Unpatched Devices hackread.com/rondodox-bot...
RondoDox Botnet is Using React2Shell to Hijack Thousands of Unpatched Devices
Follow us on Bluesky, Twitter (X), Mastodon and Facebook at @Hackread
hackread.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Why did I have to be around for the world war part of the turn of the wheel
January 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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#ForestFriday 💚
Trees of calm ❄️🤍✨

Happy trails 💫🌲✌️
January 2, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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He builds ballrooms while pantries go bare.
Raises arches while people look for exits.
Carves his name into stone as families count meals.

A nation does not starve quietly, it suffers loudly & always remembers who kept eating.

#Resist
January 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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At 3 a.m., immediately following a post claiming he aced his cognitive test, Senile Satan is now threatening a war with Iran. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I know this isn’t entire correct but it’s the general point of luxury vs commodity pricing trends in the US
January 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Can we normalize having the cool part of the shirt design on the front because my hair or hoodie always hides the back
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Intentionally misspelling things for engagement bait is like an anti-pattern on language ngl
January 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
thinking about when everyone at my work decided to go to casa bonita. It was my first time and I was 20 😂

Miss the sendgrid days
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM