Ebenezer Spooge
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Ebenezer Spooge
@mallemaroking.bsky.social
Chaotic Muppet, big-boned and fae

Married dude living in Philly. I like lifting weights, video games, tattoos, and nature. Always down to make new friends. Orange advocate (the fruit, not the person).
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM