Brom Bones
@mallemaroking.bsky.social
Chaotic Muppet, big-boned and fae
Married dude living in Philly. I like lifting weights, video games, tattoos, and nature. Always down to make new friends. Orange advocate (the fruit, not the person).
Married dude living in Philly. I like lifting weights, video games, tattoos, and nature. Always down to make new friends. Orange advocate (the fruit, not the person).
Pinned
Brom Bones
@mallemaroking.bsky.social
· Jan 3
When this is all over I’m getting Chinese food
Allowing myself to listen to “Christmas Portrait” a few days early and sob in my car, as a treat.
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Allowing myself to listen to “Christmas Portrait” a few days early and sob in my car, as a treat.
No regrets for sauntering into Cost Plus World Market thirty minutes before they closed tonight and acting like I was on the final run of Supermarket Sweep.
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
No regrets for sauntering into Cost Plus World Market thirty minutes before they closed tonight and acting like I was on the final run of Supermarket Sweep.
If you are reading this, I am your grandmother.
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If you are reading this, I am your grandmother.
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history
Or rewrite history
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history
Or rewrite history
Wild Area Day 2: There Will Be Garchomps
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Wild Area Day 2: There Will Be Garchomps
Happy BFG (Big Fuckin’ Garchomp) day to all who celebrate
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Happy BFG (Big Fuckin’ Garchomp) day to all who celebrate
Wild Area Day 1: Hundos and Shinies
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Wild Area Day 1: Hundos and Shinies
This is peak physical form
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This is peak physical form
I gotta get myself a good full-body massage or something soon. Every muscle group I’ve hit at the gym this week is sore as heckin’ heck and I want it all kneaded the fuck out.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I gotta get myself a good full-body massage or something soon. Every muscle group I’ve hit at the gym this week is sore as heckin’ heck and I want it all kneaded the fuck out.
Early frontrunner for 2026 new year’s resolution: huge tits
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Early frontrunner for 2026 new year’s resolution: huge tits
I have a ridiculous cold resistance modifier; you’re gonna have to do better than that, Old Man Winter
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I have a ridiculous cold resistance modifier; you’re gonna have to do better than that, Old Man Winter
This is all I wanna do some nights
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is all I wanna do some nights
I HAVE DISCOVERED THE SECRET CHEETOS
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I HAVE DISCOVERED THE SECRET CHEETOS
Do we think Martin Mull had a fat dick? Just an absolute slab? Definitely, right?
Currently watching “Clue” (since it is the official religion of this friend group) and I’m just… I wanna know.
Currently watching “Clue” (since it is the official religion of this friend group) and I’m just… I wanna know.
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Do we think Martin Mull had a fat dick? Just an absolute slab? Definitely, right?
Currently watching “Clue” (since it is the official religion of this friend group) and I’m just… I wanna know.
Currently watching “Clue” (since it is the official religion of this friend group) and I’m just… I wanna know.
It’s paint and sip day at the cabin
What should I paint what should I paint
What should I paint what should I paint
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It’s paint and sip day at the cabin
What should I paint what should I paint
What should I paint what should I paint
Didn’t eat a thing all day but now the squad is at the Olive Garden and they’ve got never ending pasta on.
Time for my dark art.
Time for my dark art.
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Didn’t eat a thing all day but now the squad is at the Olive Garden and they’ve got never ending pasta on.
Time for my dark art.
Time for my dark art.
Curb your enthusiasm
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Curb your enthusiasm
Okay it’s incredible I was even able to type this last night let alone unlock my phone.
Almost every spirit in the beyond, no matter how petty, respects the boundary. Most ouija boards are usually silent. You’re on your own.
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Okay it’s incredible I was even able to type this last night let alone unlock my phone.
Almost every spirit in the beyond, no matter how petty, respects the boundary. Most ouija boards are usually silent. You’re on your own.
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Almost every spirit in the beyond, no matter how petty, respects the boundary. Most ouija boards are usually silent. You’re on your own.
This bonsai at the record store needs to stop trying to seduce me
November 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This bonsai at the record store needs to stop trying to seduce me
Well I had fun at least
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Well I had fun at least
Walking around with my bag full of random forage and a fist full of tangled vines I feel suddenly fully understand those dogs who carry a huge branch their entire walk
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Walking around with my bag full of random forage and a fist full of tangled vines I feel suddenly fully understand those dogs who carry a huge branch their entire walk
Beauty is just a moment
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Beauty is just a moment
I think I’ll make an autumnal wreath today from what the meadows and woods provide.
Then? Poultices.
Then? Poultices.
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I think I’ll make an autumnal wreath today from what the meadows and woods provide.
Then? Poultices.
Then? Poultices.
I just accidentally ate one of those fluffy seeds that floats on the wind and things will never be the same
November 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I just accidentally ate one of those fluffy seeds that floats on the wind and things will never be the same