Brom Bones
@mallemaroking.bsky.social
Chaotic Muppet, big-boned and fae
Married dude living in Philly. I like lifting weights, video games, tattoos, and nature. Always down to make new friends. Orange advocate (the fruit, not the person).
Married dude living in Philly. I like lifting weights, video games, tattoos, and nature. Always down to make new friends. Orange advocate (the fruit, not the person).
One believes in staying (caps)locked.
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
One believes in staying (caps)locked.
I gots problems.
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I gots problems.
Glad YOU’RE laughing but this fuckswill be looping in my rotted brain for the rest of at least today:
🎶 And if you threw an orgy
Invited every guy you blew
You would see
The fattest load would be from me
And my dick, well it would spray
That mess all over your face 🎶
🎶 And if you threw an orgy
Invited every guy you blew
You would see
The fattest load would be from me
And my dick, well it would spray
That mess all over your face 🎶
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Glad YOU’RE laughing but this fuckswill be looping in my rotted brain for the rest of at least today:
🎶 And if you threw an orgy
Invited every guy you blew
You would see
The fattest load would be from me
And my dick, well it would spray
That mess all over your face 🎶
🎶 And if you threw an orgy
Invited every guy you blew
You would see
The fattest load would be from me
And my dick, well it would spray
That mess all over your face 🎶
Your hard on’s true
You’re a pal and a confidant
You’re a pal and a confidant
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Your hard on’s true
You’re a pal and a confidant
You’re a pal and a confidant
I *am* a turkey and a large ham.
… I went for the 12 days of noodles advent calendars and Barbie gingerbread houses.
… I went for the 12 days of noodles advent calendars and Barbie gingerbread houses.
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I *am* a turkey and a large ham.
… I went for the 12 days of noodles advent calendars and Barbie gingerbread houses.
… I went for the 12 days of noodles advent calendars and Barbie gingerbread houses.
Love a lore drop; love ancient texts
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Love a lore drop; love ancient texts
Hey sonny, give me goods and services.
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Hey sonny, give me goods and services.
No I am. Says it right up there.
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
No I am. Says it right up there.
I don’t plan. I ~scheme~
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I don’t plan. I ~scheme~
Have a hard candy from my purse you underbaked zygote
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Have a hard candy from my purse you underbaked zygote
Oh, it’s a small, gay world.
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh, it’s a small, gay world.
I can, uh, roll you some spares
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I can, uh, roll you some spares
As well you should.
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
As well you should.
I got lucky with four hundo ‘chomps, two of which are ladies.
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I got lucky with four hundo ‘chomps, two of which are ladies.
If I get a hundo girlchomp today I’m naming her Ariana Garchomp
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If I get a hundo girlchomp today I’m naming her Ariana Garchomp