Ebenezer Spooge
@mallemaroking.bsky.social
Chaotic Muppet, big-boned and fae
Married dude living in Philly. I like lifting weights, video games, tattoos, and nature. Always down to make new friends. Orange advocate (the fruit, not the person).
Married dude living in Philly. I like lifting weights, video games, tattoos, and nature. Always down to make new friends. Orange advocate (the fruit, not the person).
You need a better coach
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
You need a better coach
Rewarding myself for slaughtering leg day with one (1) seasonal showerpoppers
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Rewarding myself for slaughtering leg day with one (1) seasonal showerpoppers
As is seasonal tradition, I will once again declare: WOULD.
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
As is seasonal tradition, I will once again declare: WOULD.
We’ve literally never made pot pies before but also please come to our restaurant
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
We’ve literally never made pot pies before but also please come to our restaurant
Glad to hear it, babes.
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Glad to hear it, babes.
No no, I did just like the instructions said and went bleurghghghg all over myself
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
No no, I did just like the instructions said and went bleurghghghg all over myself
Found a “Best of Andy Williams Christmas” video last night and let me tell you it was a fucking fever dream
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Found a “Best of Andy Williams Christmas” video last night and let me tell you it was a fucking fever dream
No regrets for sauntering into Cost Plus World Market thirty minutes before they closed tonight and acting like I was on the final run of Supermarket Sweep.
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
No regrets for sauntering into Cost Plus World Market thirty minutes before they closed tonight and acting like I was on the final run of Supermarket Sweep.
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history
Or rewrite history
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history
Or rewrite history
I can, uh, roll you some spares
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I can, uh, roll you some spares
Wild Area Day 2: There Will Be Garchomps
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Wild Area Day 2: There Will Be Garchomps
Wild Area Day 1: Hundos and Shinies
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Wild Area Day 1: Hundos and Shinies
This is me! Please I want to live!!
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This is me! Please I want to live!!
I have a ridiculous cold resistance modifier; you’re gonna have to do better than that, Old Man Winter
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I have a ridiculous cold resistance modifier; you’re gonna have to do better than that, Old Man Winter
This is all I wanna do some nights
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is all I wanna do some nights
Just went with a pumpkin blossom since I had the printed reference in my supply bin.
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just went with a pumpkin blossom since I had the printed reference in my supply bin.
It is! But I am looking elsewhere for inspiration today.
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It is! But I am looking elsewhere for inspiration today.
There are some okay views.
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
There are some okay views.
Curb your enthusiasm
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Curb your enthusiasm
This bonsai at the record store needs to stop trying to seduce me
November 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This bonsai at the record store needs to stop trying to seduce me
Back on my bullshiiitttt
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Back on my bullshiiitttt
Well I had fun at least
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Well I had fun at least
Walking around with my bag full of random forage and a fist full of tangled vines I feel suddenly fully understand those dogs who carry a huge branch their entire walk
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Walking around with my bag full of random forage and a fist full of tangled vines I feel suddenly fully understand those dogs who carry a huge branch their entire walk