Kristi Waterworth
@maldivesblue.bsky.social
Aspic enthusiast | Journalist for The Motley Fool and US News and World Report | Now owned by two terrifying kittens and a terrier | All shenanigans are my own
So, apparently it's been six months. What's new? (I am not on here regularly, as you can see)
August 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
So, apparently it's been six months. What's new? (I am not on here regularly, as you can see)
It's weird to me how a perfectly normal day can remind you how much you love someone.
Emotions are weird, man.
Emotions are weird, man.
March 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
It's weird to me how a perfectly normal day can remind you how much you love someone.
Emotions are weird, man.
Emotions are weird, man.
KITTENS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE DISHWASHER!
February 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
KITTENS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE DISHWASHER!
I think in my flu-induced haze, I may have neglected to share my first piece for the SBJ.
sbj.net/stories/anim...
sbj.net/stories/anim...
Animal shelters hit hard by knock-on effects of affordable housing crisis - Springfield Business Journal
It’s no secret the entire nation has been facing a housing affordability crisis for years, and while the impact to local homebuyers and renters has been dramatic, a lack of affordable housing is also ...
sbj.net
February 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I think in my flu-induced haze, I may have neglected to share my first piece for the SBJ.
sbj.net/stories/anim...
sbj.net/stories/anim...
My assistant is sleeping on the job again....
February 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My assistant is sleeping on the job again....
Oof. If you read too much here, you're gonna make yourself crazy.
Here's a kitten in a box.
Here's a kitten in a box.
February 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Oof. If you read too much here, you're gonna make yourself crazy.
Here's a kitten in a box.
Here's a kitten in a box.
Kittens, a photo essay.
January 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Kittens, a photo essay.
Ok, so this is an example of what I mean about not knowing shit about fuck.
Don't give in to chaos. We all still have to live our lives and we can't be in constant fear for the next four years.
He's just a man, and not much of one of those.
Don't give in to chaos. We all still have to live our lives and we can't be in constant fear for the next four years.
He's just a man, and not much of one of those.
We're ALL going to experience true terror in 7 days. For all of you hand wringers & would have/should have types, who thought that you didn't need to vote 'because Kamala had it locked up'.
Well guess what. Jack Smith didn't have to report it for you all to know the felon is an insurrectionist too.
Well guess what. Jack Smith didn't have to report it for you all to know the felon is an insurrectionist too.
January 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Ok, so this is an example of what I mean about not knowing shit about fuck.
Don't give in to chaos. We all still have to live our lives and we can't be in constant fear for the next four years.
He's just a man, and not much of one of those.
Don't give in to chaos. We all still have to live our lives and we can't be in constant fear for the next four years.
He's just a man, and not much of one of those.
Right here. And frankly, this is going to keep happening forever. Don't let yourself take anything too seriously, most people don't know shit about fuck.
Gonna be a big day online for armchair lawyers without a law degree who yesterday were experts on water distribution systems in LA.
Be careful who you listen to today (and every day).
Be careful who you listen to today (and every day).
January 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Right here. And frankly, this is going to keep happening forever. Don't let yourself take anything too seriously, most people don't know shit about fuck.
I spent my New Year with these fellas. How was yours?
January 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I spent my New Year with these fellas. How was yours?
Here's to all the potential that 2025 holds.
This year *SUCKED* in a lot of ways, but without all the bad, I'd never have gotten to the good. And the good has been so excellent. The good has been something I never imagined was even possible for me. ❤️
This year *SUCKED* in a lot of ways, but without all the bad, I'd never have gotten to the good. And the good has been so excellent. The good has been something I never imagined was even possible for me. ❤️
January 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Here's to all the potential that 2025 holds.
This year *SUCKED* in a lot of ways, but without all the bad, I'd never have gotten to the good. And the good has been so excellent. The good has been something I never imagined was even possible for me. ❤️
This year *SUCKED* in a lot of ways, but without all the bad, I'd never have gotten to the good. And the good has been so excellent. The good has been something I never imagined was even possible for me. ❤️
He was sleeping so soundly until a group of loud motorbikes went by.
Don't mind me, I'm just gonna toss this spike strip out in front of the house....
Don't mind me, I'm just gonna toss this spike strip out in front of the house....
December 29, 2024 at 10:29 PM
He was sleeping so soundly until a group of loud motorbikes went by.
Don't mind me, I'm just gonna toss this spike strip out in front of the house....
Don't mind me, I'm just gonna toss this spike strip out in front of the house....
There's been a new addition to the wall my desk faces.
Maybe not as professional, but definitely extremely valuable. ❤️
Maybe not as professional, but definitely extremely valuable. ❤️
December 28, 2024 at 10:04 PM
There's been a new addition to the wall my desk faces.
Maybe not as professional, but definitely extremely valuable. ❤️
Maybe not as professional, but definitely extremely valuable. ❤️
Melvin got to visit with his vet today, and we discovered, much to my absolute shock and horror, that he's up to 11.5 pounds (at under 9 months).
He's ok, just another round of diarrhea... antibiotics and bland diets for everybody!
He's ok, just another round of diarrhea... antibiotics and bland diets for everybody!
December 28, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Melvin got to visit with his vet today, and we discovered, much to my absolute shock and horror, that he's up to 11.5 pounds (at under 9 months).
He's ok, just another round of diarrhea... antibiotics and bland diets for everybody!
He's ok, just another round of diarrhea... antibiotics and bland diets for everybody!
This has been one of the greatest Christmases of my life. I hope you all had a great day, too. ❤️
December 26, 2024 at 5:18 AM
This has been one of the greatest Christmases of my life. I hope you all had a great day, too. ❤️
Well, it was bound to happen one day.
I've become a meme. And not a good one. 😂😂😂
I baked festive cherry nipples for a family Christmas. 😂😂😂
...back to the drawing board.
I've become a meme. And not a good one. 😂😂😂
I baked festive cherry nipples for a family Christmas. 😂😂😂
...back to the drawing board.
December 23, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Well, it was bound to happen one day.
I've become a meme. And not a good one. 😂😂😂
I baked festive cherry nipples for a family Christmas. 😂😂😂
...back to the drawing board.
I've become a meme. And not a good one. 😂😂😂
I baked festive cherry nipples for a family Christmas. 😂😂😂
...back to the drawing board.
I'm very proud of myself, I've only cried twice because Jasmine and Paul aren't here for Christmas.
Ope. Make that #3.
Ope. Make that #3.
December 20, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I'm very proud of myself, I've only cried twice because Jasmine and Paul aren't here for Christmas.
Ope. Make that #3.
Ope. Make that #3.
Both boys joined us for movies last night.
They must have been freezing... 😂
They must have been freezing... 😂
December 19, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Both boys joined us for movies last night.
They must have been freezing... 😂
They must have been freezing... 😂
Have you ever loved someone enough that you literally wanted to grasp them, shake them, tell them you loved them in your most enthusiastic voice, and then walk away?
Just me then? I'm terrible at being a person. Good thing at least someone appreciates my efforts. 😆
Just me then? I'm terrible at being a person. Good thing at least someone appreciates my efforts. 😆
December 19, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Have you ever loved someone enough that you literally wanted to grasp them, shake them, tell them you loved them in your most enthusiastic voice, and then walk away?
Just me then? I'm terrible at being a person. Good thing at least someone appreciates my efforts. 😆
Just me then? I'm terrible at being a person. Good thing at least someone appreciates my efforts. 😆
HARK! Your puppies and kittens will thank you for reading this article from the geniuses at US News and World Report
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December 18, 2024 at 10:55 PM
HARK! Your puppies and kittens will thank you for reading this article from the geniuses at US News and World Report
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I thought its chief expert was marmite and lemon curd. 🤷♀️
Love Actually (2003) is a beloved Christmas classic but what many fans don’t realise is that the country it’s set in, “England”, wasn’t just made up for the film - it actually exists! It has a population of 69 million people and its chief export is gas turbines.
December 17, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I thought its chief expert was marmite and lemon curd. 🤷♀️
I have a stalker (that's my shower curtain).
December 14, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I have a stalker (that's my shower curtain).
So, I attended a live event tonight called The Mystery Hour Christmas Special. It was the holiday version of a local variety show. Absolutely fantastic. Then this happened. 😂
December 14, 2024 at 5:45 AM
So, I attended a live event tonight called The Mystery Hour Christmas Special. It was the holiday version of a local variety show. Absolutely fantastic. Then this happened. 😂
What is the best response when someone knocks at a public bathroom / bathroom stall door and you're in there?
I always panic and God knows what comes out of my mouth. But I assume some of you are better adjusted than I am. Or maybe not, and this will just be hilarious.
I always panic and God knows what comes out of my mouth. But I assume some of you are better adjusted than I am. Or maybe not, and this will just be hilarious.
a man in a suit is dancing in a public bathroom
ALT: a man in a suit is dancing in a public bathroom
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December 13, 2024 at 8:53 PM
What is the best response when someone knocks at a public bathroom / bathroom stall door and you're in there?
I always panic and God knows what comes out of my mouth. But I assume some of you are better adjusted than I am. Or maybe not, and this will just be hilarious.
I always panic and God knows what comes out of my mouth. But I assume some of you are better adjusted than I am. Or maybe not, and this will just be hilarious.
Reposted by Kristi Waterworth
Reader, I googlied him
December 13, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Reader, I googlied him