Kristi Waterworth
@maldivesblue.bsky.social
Aspic enthusiast | Journalist for The Motley Fool and US News and World Report | Now owned by two terrifying kittens and a terrier | All shenanigans are my own
So, apparently it's been six months. What's new? (I am not on here regularly, as you can see)
August 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
So, apparently it's been six months. What's new? (I am not on here regularly, as you can see)
It's weird to me how a perfectly normal day can remind you how much you love someone.
Emotions are weird, man.
Emotions are weird, man.
March 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
It's weird to me how a perfectly normal day can remind you how much you love someone.
Emotions are weird, man.
Emotions are weird, man.
KITTENS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE DISHWASHER!
February 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
KITTENS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE DISHWASHER!
Second shift is here.
February 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Second shift is here.
My assistant is sleeping on the job again....
February 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My assistant is sleeping on the job again....
Oof. If you read too much here, you're gonna make yourself crazy.
Here's a kitten in a box.
Here's a kitten in a box.
February 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Oof. If you read too much here, you're gonna make yourself crazy.
Here's a kitten in a box.
Here's a kitten in a box.
Kittens, a photo essay.
January 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Kittens, a photo essay.
I spent my New Year with these fellas. How was yours?
January 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I spent my New Year with these fellas. How was yours?
He was sleeping so soundly until a group of loud motorbikes went by.
Don't mind me, I'm just gonna toss this spike strip out in front of the house....
Don't mind me, I'm just gonna toss this spike strip out in front of the house....
December 29, 2024 at 10:29 PM
He was sleeping so soundly until a group of loud motorbikes went by.
Don't mind me, I'm just gonna toss this spike strip out in front of the house....
Don't mind me, I'm just gonna toss this spike strip out in front of the house....
There's been a new addition to the wall my desk faces.
Maybe not as professional, but definitely extremely valuable. ❤️
Maybe not as professional, but definitely extremely valuable. ❤️
December 28, 2024 at 10:04 PM
There's been a new addition to the wall my desk faces.
Maybe not as professional, but definitely extremely valuable. ❤️
Maybe not as professional, but definitely extremely valuable. ❤️
Melvin got to visit with his vet today, and we discovered, much to my absolute shock and horror, that he's up to 11.5 pounds (at under 9 months).
He's ok, just another round of diarrhea... antibiotics and bland diets for everybody!
He's ok, just another round of diarrhea... antibiotics and bland diets for everybody!
December 28, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Melvin got to visit with his vet today, and we discovered, much to my absolute shock and horror, that he's up to 11.5 pounds (at under 9 months).
He's ok, just another round of diarrhea... antibiotics and bland diets for everybody!
He's ok, just another round of diarrhea... antibiotics and bland diets for everybody!
This has been one of the greatest Christmases of my life. I hope you all had a great day, too. ❤️
December 26, 2024 at 5:18 AM
This has been one of the greatest Christmases of my life. I hope you all had a great day, too. ❤️
These will hopefully fill the gaps left by the boob fail. 😂😂😂
December 23, 2024 at 2:50 AM
These will hopefully fill the gaps left by the boob fail. 😂😂😂
Well, it was bound to happen one day.
I've become a meme. And not a good one. 😂😂😂
I baked festive cherry nipples for a family Christmas. 😂😂😂
...back to the drawing board.
I've become a meme. And not a good one. 😂😂😂
I baked festive cherry nipples for a family Christmas. 😂😂😂
...back to the drawing board.
December 23, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Well, it was bound to happen one day.
I've become a meme. And not a good one. 😂😂😂
I baked festive cherry nipples for a family Christmas. 😂😂😂
...back to the drawing board.
I've become a meme. And not a good one. 😂😂😂
I baked festive cherry nipples for a family Christmas. 😂😂😂
...back to the drawing board.
I'm very proud of myself, I've only cried twice because Jasmine and Paul aren't here for Christmas.
Ope. Make that #3.
Ope. Make that #3.
December 20, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I'm very proud of myself, I've only cried twice because Jasmine and Paul aren't here for Christmas.
Ope. Make that #3.
Ope. Make that #3.
Both boys joined us for movies last night.
They must have been freezing... 😂
They must have been freezing... 😂
December 19, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Both boys joined us for movies last night.
They must have been freezing... 😂
They must have been freezing... 😂
This is a bigger view of it. Lol
December 14, 2024 at 10:29 PM
This is a bigger view of it. Lol
I have a stalker (that's my shower curtain).
December 14, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I have a stalker (that's my shower curtain).
So, I attended a live event tonight called The Mystery Hour Christmas Special. It was the holiday version of a local variety show. Absolutely fantastic. Then this happened. 😂
December 14, 2024 at 5:45 AM
So, I attended a live event tonight called The Mystery Hour Christmas Special. It was the holiday version of a local variety show. Absolutely fantastic. Then this happened. 😂
Anybody want a cinnamon roll on this dark and chilly day?
December 13, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Anybody want a cinnamon roll on this dark and chilly day?
I ordered these from a 50% off Black Friday sale at TUK before I got sick. Completely forgot they existed.
But my God, look at them. Lol.
I'm embracing my need for slip-ons as obnoxiously as possible.
This broken foot will never heal and strings are not ideal (too much pressure on the bone).
But my God, look at them. Lol.
I'm embracing my need for slip-ons as obnoxiously as possible.
This broken foot will never heal and strings are not ideal (too much pressure on the bone).
December 12, 2024 at 4:27 PM
I ordered these from a 50% off Black Friday sale at TUK before I got sick. Completely forgot they existed.
But my God, look at them. Lol.
I'm embracing my need for slip-ons as obnoxiously as possible.
This broken foot will never heal and strings are not ideal (too much pressure on the bone).
But my God, look at them. Lol.
I'm embracing my need for slip-ons as obnoxiously as possible.
This broken foot will never heal and strings are not ideal (too much pressure on the bone).
So, it's been a few days since I posted anything at all, let alone anything worthwhile.
I've been sick. Sorry, man.
BUT HERE'S A CAT IN A BOX.
I've been sick. Sorry, man.
BUT HERE'S A CAT IN A BOX.
December 11, 2024 at 10:29 PM
So, it's been a few days since I posted anything at all, let alone anything worthwhile.
I've been sick. Sorry, man.
BUT HERE'S A CAT IN A BOX.
I've been sick. Sorry, man.
BUT HERE'S A CAT IN A BOX.
I am trying desperately to get us back into the habit of walking, so we went on a short walkie to the neighborhood park.
December 8, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I am trying desperately to get us back into the habit of walking, so we went on a short walkie to the neighborhood park.
This kitten loves to sit on pianos....even just photos of them. 😂
December 8, 2024 at 6:36 PM
This kitten loves to sit on pianos....even just photos of them. 😂