The strongest has reached enlightenment…

ive been playing so much monster hunter recently, so when i flopped down onto my bed just now and rolled on my side at like 3 am, my first thought was

"Man, I feel like a monster going to sleep after getting my ass beat."

mhw is just too much fun istg

i lowkey forget about this website i'm too addicted to the wasteland of twitter idk how to move on to here

Sometimes you have to first girlfail to eventually girlsucceed

You have to girlpersevere

It is perfectly acceptable to begin a sentence with ‘and.’ 

And it’s equally acceptable to begin a sentence with ‘but’ or ‘or.’

Wow... is this real life? One of the stories I wrote for one of my favorite artists had been uploaded to their site! If you want to see how a three-headed character fights, go check out this story :3

mathie.gay/guest/texts/...

I rush past you at lightning speed, samurai sword flashing. After sixty horribly tense seconds it becomes clear that I just missed completely

told the mages guild that i’d work on my casting
#ffxiv

Six weeks ago during a conversation you had a cool thing to say but you never said it because everyone else was talking and the conversation moved on. You have now forgotten it and it is lost forever

bluesky is much funnier than twitter because ill scroll down my timeline and get hit with new fetish art every few minutes

its a fun game of "Which of my friends is this specific kind of degenerate?"

Normal voice actor stuff

(before the invention of sliced bread) damn these sandwiches thick as hell

Now that Im here, i can finally doomscroll on both twitter and blue sky. yippee