Malachy
@malachy.newgrounds.com
Newgrounds Review/Chat/BBS Mod
n00b skydiver, lapsed ski and snowboard instructor, slow hiker
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Make nazis afraid again.
He/Him
n00b skydiver, lapsed ski and snowboard instructor, slow hiker
malachy.newgrounds.com
Make nazis afraid again.
He/Him
Pinned
Malachy
@malachy.newgrounds.com
· Sep 19
If I Could Learn To Fly
A little over 2 years I had a "once in a lifetime experience". It was a 40th birthday present for my wife. She wanted to do something really crazy for the big 4-0. We both did a tandem skydive. It was...
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I blogged about my Summer project - learning how to fall with style
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Arya was happy to see us
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Arya was happy to see us
People clowning on this like it's some new thing Target just made up. I was trained on the 10'-5' smile, greet, offer to help rule at my first job in 2001. Was pretty standard when I worked his hotels through the 00's and 10's as well.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
People clowning on this like it's some new thing Target just made up. I was trained on the 10'-5' smile, greet, offer to help rule at my first job in 2001. Was pretty standard when I worked his hotels through the 00's and 10's as well.
Had a great last day of the season at the home DZ yesterday. A couple of costumed jumps and a friend was kind enough to film our last jump. I'm wearing the lime green helmet and my wife has the orange. Attempted this jump a month ago and I fucked it up. This time was a success!
November 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Had a great last day of the season at the home DZ yesterday. A couple of costumed jumps and a friend was kind enough to film our last jump. I'm wearing the lime green helmet and my wife has the orange. Attempted this jump a month ago and I fucked it up. This time was a success!
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I spoke to the Houston chronicle on the conditions that I only be referred to as frog
October 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I spoke to the Houston chronicle on the conditions that I only be referred to as frog
I'm sorry who was the first honorary globetrotter?!
![a screenshot from wikipedia entry for the Harlem Globetrotters (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlem_Globetrotters) listing honorary members. it reads
Honorary members
Ten people have been officially named as honorary members of the team:[48]
Henry Kissinger (1976)
Bob Hope (1977)
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1989)
Whoopi Goldberg (1990)
Nelson Mandela (1996)
Jackie Joyner-Kersee (1999)
Pope John Paul II (2000) – Press agent Lee Solters arranged a ceremony orchestrated in front of a crowd of 50,000 in Saint Peter's Square in which the Pope was recognized as an honorary Globetrotter.[49]
Jesse Jackson (2001)
Pope Francis (2015)[50]
Robin Roberts (2015)[51]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jdydkuwy4mwcezh7i4zmdnwj/bafkreiceurkhfremarv3ljgkme6ubpubgc5mjhb5ovvxf2ikcntqmiv7su@jpeg)
October 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I'm sorry who was the first honorary globetrotter?!
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
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Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I'm good at this I swear
September 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'm good at this I swear
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Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
↓
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
↓
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
September 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
↓
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
↓
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
When I bought a Prius Prime a few years ago I had to do it. They knew what they were doing when they gave it that model name
September 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
When I bought a Prius Prime a few years ago I had to do it. They knew what they were doing when they gave it that model name
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
This weekend was a total blast. I got signed off my skydiving B-license just in time for night jumps last night. Totally surreal experience! Later was a party with a DJ and fog machine. Apparently the only thing I thought to take a pic of was a doggo ready for a rave
September 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This weekend was a total blast. I got signed off my skydiving B-license just in time for night jumps last night. Totally surreal experience! Later was a party with a DJ and fog machine. Apparently the only thing I thought to take a pic of was a doggo ready for a rave
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Today's the 10th anniversary of Sublo and Tangy Mustard! To celebrate, I'm finally selling my behind-the-scenes zines online. Production Notes is the main one, the other two are just little extras for super-nerds like me. Anyway aaronlong.bigcartel.com is where you can find them!
August 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Today's the 10th anniversary of Sublo and Tangy Mustard! To celebrate, I'm finally selling my behind-the-scenes zines online. Production Notes is the main one, the other two are just little extras for super-nerds like me. Anyway aaronlong.bigcartel.com is where you can find them!
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Oh man I was going to make everyone watch Llamageddon at the DZ this weekend but apparently it's missing from all streaming! I even wore my t-shirt today! (www.etsy.com/listing/1640... if you were curious)
www.etsy.com
August 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Oh man I was going to make everyone watch Llamageddon at the DZ this weekend but apparently it's missing from all streaming! I even wore my t-shirt today! (www.etsy.com/listing/1640... if you were curious)
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The Flash games you remember still exist and most are running in the browser! Here's a list of pre-2012 games, ranked by score:
www.newgrounds.com/games/featur...
If you see an old favorite, consider becoming a Supporter and featuring it on the NG front page today!
www.newgrounds.com/games/featur...
If you see an old favorite, consider becoming a Supporter and featuring it on the NG front page today!
August 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The Flash games you remember still exist and most are running in the browser! Here's a list of pre-2012 games, ranked by score:
www.newgrounds.com/games/featur...
If you see an old favorite, consider becoming a Supporter and featuring it on the NG front page today!
www.newgrounds.com/games/featur...
If you see an old favorite, consider becoming a Supporter and featuring it on the NG front page today!
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Here's a playlist of cool animated music videos!
www.newgrounds.com/collection/c...
www.newgrounds.com/collection/c...
Cool Music Videos
A selection of vibey music videos. Thumbnail from house by @Goji.
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August 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Here's a playlist of cool animated music videos!
www.newgrounds.com/collection/c...
www.newgrounds.com/collection/c...
What if we kissed at the Essex County Fair Polyp Palace Tunnel? 👉👈
August 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
What if we kissed at the Essex County Fair Polyp Palace Tunnel? 👉👈
Visited the wind tunnel again
August 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Visited the wind tunnel again
Just holding hands with a couple of fellas on a Sunday afternoon.
August 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Just holding hands with a couple of fellas on a Sunday afternoon.
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Censorship is quickly spreading across the internet, so I had better say this before it's too late.
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July 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Censorship is quickly spreading across the internet, so I had better say this before it's too late.
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