Malachy
@malachy.newgrounds.com
Newgrounds Review/Chat/BBS Mod
n00b skydiver, lapsed ski and snowboard instructor, slow hiker
malachy.newgrounds.com
Make nazis afraid again.
He/Him
n00b skydiver, lapsed ski and snowboard instructor, slow hiker
malachy.newgrounds.com
Make nazis afraid again.
He/Him
Arya was happy to see us
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Arya was happy to see us
Had a really great season this year!
November 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Had a really great season this year!
Had a great last day of the season at the home DZ yesterday. A couple of costumed jumps and a friend was kind enough to film our last jump. I'm wearing the lime green helmet and my wife has the orange. Attempted this jump a month ago and I fucked it up. This time was a success!
November 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Had a great last day of the season at the home DZ yesterday. A couple of costumed jumps and a friend was kind enough to film our last jump. I'm wearing the lime green helmet and my wife has the orange. Attempted this jump a month ago and I fucked it up. This time was a success!
I'm sorry who was the first honorary globetrotter?!
![a screenshot from wikipedia entry for the Harlem Globetrotters (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlem_Globetrotters) listing honorary members. it reads
Honorary members
Ten people have been officially named as honorary members of the team:[48]
Henry Kissinger (1976)
Bob Hope (1977)
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1989)
Whoopi Goldberg (1990)
Nelson Mandela (1996)
Jackie Joyner-Kersee (1999)
Pope John Paul II (2000) – Press agent Lee Solters arranged a ceremony orchestrated in front of a crowd of 50,000 in Saint Peter's Square in which the Pope was recognized as an honorary Globetrotter.[49]
Jesse Jackson (2001)
Pope Francis (2015)[50]
Robin Roberts (2015)[51]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jdydkuwy4mwcezh7i4zmdnwj/bafkreiceurkhfremarv3ljgkme6ubpubgc5mjhb5ovvxf2ikcntqmiv7su@jpeg)
October 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I'm sorry who was the first honorary globetrotter?!
Ok but what about drive thru window for horf?
October 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Ok but what about drive thru window for horf?
I'm good at this I swear
September 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'm good at this I swear
When I bought a Prius Prime a few years ago I had to do it. They knew what they were doing when they gave it that model name
September 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
When I bought a Prius Prime a few years ago I had to do it. They knew what they were doing when they gave it that model name
This weekend was a total blast. I got signed off my skydiving B-license just in time for night jumps last night. Totally surreal experience! Later was a party with a DJ and fog machine. Apparently the only thing I thought to take a pic of was a doggo ready for a rave
September 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This weekend was a total blast. I got signed off my skydiving B-license just in time for night jumps last night. Totally surreal experience! Later was a party with a DJ and fog machine. Apparently the only thing I thought to take a pic of was a doggo ready for a rave
What if we kissed at the Essex County Fair Polyp Palace Tunnel? 👉👈
August 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
What if we kissed at the Essex County Fair Polyp Palace Tunnel? 👉👈
Visited the wind tunnel again
August 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Visited the wind tunnel again
With how easily they rip through fly sheets a tarp isn't a bad idea.
August 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
With how easily they rip through fly sheets a tarp isn't a bad idea.
Just holding hands with a couple of fellas on a Sunday afternoon.
August 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Just holding hands with a couple of fellas on a Sunday afternoon.
I grew up and for some godsforsaken reason moved back to a snowy shithole with bad roads and lemme tell ya, my prius does great. 4wd and higher clearance are nice to have but proper snow tires are more important. Not all weather/season that claim they can handle snow. Get a set of extra rims too.
July 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I grew up and for some godsforsaken reason moved back to a snowy shithole with bad roads and lemme tell ya, my prius does great. 4wd and higher clearance are nice to have but proper snow tires are more important. Not all weather/season that claim they can handle snow. Get a set of extra rims too.
Probably the coolest jump I've had the chance to do!
July 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Probably the coolest jump I've had the chance to do!
I bought the ugliest version of Prius like the year before they released the pretty one.
Why did they give it butt cheeks?! The rear window is butt shaped. Why Toyota
Why did they give it butt cheeks?! The rear window is butt shaped. Why Toyota
July 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I bought the ugliest version of Prius like the year before they released the pretty one.
Why did they give it butt cheeks?! The rear window is butt shaped. Why Toyota
Why did they give it butt cheeks?! The rear window is butt shaped. Why Toyota
Rain storm passing through
July 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Rain storm passing through
Stocked up on essentials
June 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Stocked up on essentials
Coworker: how do I ask this without sounding creepy... did you have to fetch a cat recently?
Me: fetch a cat?
Coworker: did your cat run away?
Me: no...?
Coworker: When I was driving to church I saw a guy in a plaid bathrobe holding a cat and thought it might be you
Reader, it was me
Me: fetch a cat?
Coworker: did your cat run away?
Me: no...?
Coworker: When I was driving to church I saw a guy in a plaid bathrobe holding a cat and thought it might be you
Reader, it was me
June 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Coworker: how do I ask this without sounding creepy... did you have to fetch a cat recently?
Me: fetch a cat?
Coworker: did your cat run away?
Me: no...?
Coworker: When I was driving to church I saw a guy in a plaid bathrobe holding a cat and thought it might be you
Reader, it was me
Me: fetch a cat?
Coworker: did your cat run away?
Me: no...?
Coworker: When I was driving to church I saw a guy in a plaid bathrobe holding a cat and thought it might be you
Reader, it was me
My timeline did a thing.
May 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
My timeline did a thing.
I did this in a game of TKO with @spasmbot.com and @colineff.bsky.social and my shirt won and I bought it
April 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I did this in a game of TKO with @spasmbot.com and @colineff.bsky.social and my shirt won and I bought it
daancing in the rain
April 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
daancing in the rain
We gentled a mustang when we lived in Texas (the star on his forehead is texas shaped) and he was a great horse! Behaved/learned better than our failed barrel racer and her feral child. Our friend adopted him and he's been great for her!
April 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We gentled a mustang when we lived in Texas (the star on his forehead is texas shaped) and he was a great horse! Behaved/learned better than our failed barrel racer and her feral child. Our friend adopted him and he's been great for her!
Guess I was pretty tired
March 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Guess I was pretty tired