i am never happier than when i have a light breeze on my skin.
April 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
i am never happier than when i have a light breeze on my skin.
my favorite way to feed the nostalgia bug is to fall asleep on the couch to adult swim.
March 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
my favorite way to feed the nostalgia bug is to fall asleep on the couch to adult swim.
i got the wrong size coffee today; i need to go home.
March 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
i got the wrong size coffee today; i need to go home.
oh, look. the united states is reaching its logical conclusion.
March 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
oh, look. the united states is reaching its logical conclusion.
the eternal question of the morning: do i begin with news podcasts or paranormal podcasts?
January 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
the eternal question of the morning: do i begin with news podcasts or paranormal podcasts?
i’m just going to become more insufferable this term
January 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i’m just going to become more insufferable this term
the vibe i’m bringing to 2025
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January 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
the vibe i’m bringing to 2025
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This is a beautiful tribute.
January 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is a beautiful tribute.
my 70+ year old boss cruises past my desk most mornings to look at cat pictures and talk about how perfect cats are. i love this for me.
January 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
my 70+ year old boss cruises past my desk most mornings to look at cat pictures and talk about how perfect cats are. i love this for me.
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my favorite game to play when determining the root cause of any global or political strife is “ronald reagan or 9/11?”
January 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
my favorite game to play when determining the root cause of any global or political strife is “ronald reagan or 9/11?”
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Trump wants to steal Canada just like Putin wants to steal Ukraine
January 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Trump wants to steal Canada just like Putin wants to steal Ukraine
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This morning, my friend and one of my heroes, Mike Rinder passed away.
Many of you know Mike from the docuseries on Scientology that he co-hosted with Leah Remini.
It would mean the world to me if you would read what I wrote about him.
Full Piece: bit.ly/4j0VLkz
Many of you know Mike from the docuseries on Scientology that he co-hosted with Leah Remini.
It would mean the world to me if you would read what I wrote about him.
Full Piece: bit.ly/4j0VLkz
January 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This morning, my friend and one of my heroes, Mike Rinder passed away.
Many of you know Mike from the docuseries on Scientology that he co-hosted with Leah Remini.
It would mean the world to me if you would read what I wrote about him.
Full Piece: bit.ly/4j0VLkz
Many of you know Mike from the docuseries on Scientology that he co-hosted with Leah Remini.
It would mean the world to me if you would read what I wrote about him.
Full Piece: bit.ly/4j0VLkz
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Game: “This is a time urgent mission we don’t have time to waste!”
Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*
Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*
January 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Game: “This is a time urgent mission we don’t have time to waste!”
Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*
Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*
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balatro should have a coulrophobia mode where it replaces all the jesters with spiders
January 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
balatro should have a coulrophobia mode where it replaces all the jesters with spiders
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All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a freshly-fallen snow, a crackling fire, a riveting mystery novel, a kettle on the stove, and a healthy supply of emotional support scones.
January 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a freshly-fallen snow, a crackling fire, a riveting mystery novel, a kettle on the stove, and a healthy supply of emotional support scones.
this year will tear me apart (again)
January 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
this year will tear me apart (again)
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NEWS
A Tesla Cybertruck has exploded at the entrance of the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas.
A Tesla Cybertruck has exploded at the entrance of the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas.
January 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
NEWS
A Tesla Cybertruck has exploded at the entrance of the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas.
A Tesla Cybertruck has exploded at the entrance of the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas.
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I don’t have any resolutions for 2025 because I’m fucking perfect.
December 31, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I don’t have any resolutions for 2025 because I’m fucking perfect.
my new year’s resolution is to email like a man. am i being efficient in my language? am i being a dick? your problem.
December 31, 2024 at 6:49 PM
my new year’s resolution is to email like a man. am i being efficient in my language? am i being a dick? your problem.
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america isn’t even a country, it’s just three military contractors in a trench coat
December 19, 2024 at 2:06 AM
america isn’t even a country, it’s just three military contractors in a trench coat
super considerate for the work day to slow down the second i realize that it’s flying by.
December 13, 2024 at 6:30 PM
super considerate for the work day to slow down the second i realize that it’s flying by.
scrolling with hydrogel eyepatches on: the way god intended.
December 12, 2024 at 10:26 PM
scrolling with hydrogel eyepatches on: the way god intended.
overheard at work:
“ma and pa nature are on a bipolar rampage.”
“ma and pa nature are on a bipolar rampage.”
December 11, 2024 at 1:59 PM
overheard at work:
“ma and pa nature are on a bipolar rampage.”
“ma and pa nature are on a bipolar rampage.”
headphones are the international symbol for “leave me the fuck alone”.
December 10, 2024 at 7:12 PM
headphones are the international symbol for “leave me the fuck alone”.
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Don't assume maximalist outcomes for the Trump administration. That's a form of psychological surrender. We should attempt to exploit every stumble, failure, and misstep, and there will be stumbles, failures, and missteps.
December 9, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Don't assume maximalist outcomes for the Trump administration. That's a form of psychological surrender. We should attempt to exploit every stumble, failure, and misstep, and there will be stumbles, failures, and missteps.