Normally self-loathing isn't justified, but I reckon he's an exception

My Crocomaw keeps giving rocks the "come on if you think you're hard enough"

It seems like a safer alternative to infamous deep fried turkey 🔥🔥🚒

Cis men-the best thing you can do to dismantle the patriarchy is to support marginalized men and masculinity. In addition to supporting women/femininity. It is vitally important to do these things in tangent. THAT is what breaks the patriarchy.

The best takeaway pizza comes from independent joints run by an immigrant family in my experience, which explains why shitty racists are eating crap

(I think the immigrant family thing is correlation, not causation)

I'm assuming that hypothetical HL3 hasn't been in development for the 21 year interim, because otherwise it might turn out like that Duke Nukem game - been through so many revisions and evolution of gaming culture it was considered unsatisfactory and overcooked

Do they live in your bathroom?

I mean, of you can't jostle them during a moult, I assume you can't move them into the bathroom...

My blood glucose meter is flashing "HI" just from reading about it

(HI means it's above 30mmol/L)

Based on my attempts to taste light as a child, I'm going to guess that stars probably taste like pain and dust

(I licked the light bulb by accident)

I may need to pick up tiny Kelpie and squish her

⭕️ Forced displacement remains staggering: half of all Palestinians in Gaza have been uprooted at least four times since October 7.

▪️31% have moved shelters 2–3 times,
▪️36% have moved 4–6 times,
▪️13% have moved 7–10 times,
▪️and only 7% say they moved just once.

She is a notable conspiracy fantasist even by the standards of her lot, which is almost entirely comprised of conspiracy fantasists

Wikipedia has a list of "American trans men", for starters

Most of them are artists, activists, notable professionals, and a breeder of clumber spaniels

There's also "Operation Midnight Climax", part of MK-Ultra

Where they turned a safe house into a brothel, hired real sex workers to dose clients with LSD, and the top researcher watched through one of those window mirrors whilst sitting on a chemical toilet drinking martinis

Also safe "drug-taking" access - like, regulation on makeup of the drugs (and easy access to these drugs), safe paraphernalia etc - would reduce harm and possibly make it easier to treat addiction

Also potentially reduce other forms of crime

... 1,000 boxes of tissues?

Like, I know they probably meant crying, but given my mental associations with the kind of gamer FaZe Rug seems to be, I'm just thinking he's planning an epic (Viking meaning) and health-threatening wank session

Blowjob? Fine. From *that*? What the fuck, dude.

... Is Clinton's dick stained orange now?