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Max
@majuuorthrus.bsky.social
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Current status:
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Are those Will Wright glasses

Is he volunteering for a position in the Whack-a-Will game
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I always forget how bountiful the toll house cookie recipe is

(There's 30 cookies in total)
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Something is afoot outside
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM
SMT tends to be good at evocative character design

Also Nanashi from SMTIV Apocalypse is very 'teenage gremlin trans boy' to me
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
It seems like a safer alternative to infamous deep fried turkey 🔥🔥🚒
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I don't think my dog has any regrets over this. She gets a comfy bed, two square meals a day, and all the human food she can scam out of my husband by being cute
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Also makes me think of this
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I did briefly look up Merle and apparently it is a girls' name in Estonia

But it's probably not related to the English name, which derives from the French for 'blackbird'
October 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Current mood:

[Sims 1 On Holiday soundtrack is playing in the background]
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I really hope the horrors wrought by the electronic dictionary/thesaurus I kept in my blazer pocket demonstrated why docking points for using "said" and other common words was a bad idea

(It also had word puzzles!)
September 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Chocolate flapped Jack's!
September 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm getting suggestions about putting babies in pelican mouths, but I'm not sure I trust the source...
September 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Happy birthday Jessie Belle! She's seven! 🎂
September 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Taken in between chasing my hat down Brighton beach
September 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Poor baby

I mean, I absolutely get him about this and it sucks for everyone involved
August 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Post the last photo of your pet

Jessie has two speeds. This is "stop". The other is "go"
August 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
August 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Listen to Mr Spock, people
August 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
August 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Made me think of this
July 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'm reminded of Julodimorpha bakewelli beetles who are going extinct because they keep trying to fuck beer bottles

Like, they think the discarded beer bottles are giant shiny female beetles
July 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
We have an apple tree, the fallen apples attract bugs, which attracts hedgehogs, and our dog loves to grab them

We're up to twelve instances of hedgehog in the last two years, although at least five of those were the same grapefruit-sized urchin
July 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
We've had our little Jessie Belle for six years today

She's come a long way from the shy little puppy I first met
July 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Me, anticipating this:
July 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM