Major
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All skeets are tested on animals before submission. They don't like them either.
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ATL people: bowling league registration is up for Jan! Wed or Thur nights. I know a couple ppl were interested last time. Who wants to join the Commentariat team?
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November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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BOOO
BRING BACK FRIGATES
BRING BACK FRIGATES
BREAKING: Navy Cancels Constellation-class Frigate Program, Considering New Small Surface Combatants — USNI News
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Navy Cancels Constellation-class Frigate Program - USNI News
The Navy is walking away from the Constellation-class frigate program to focus on new classes of warships the service can build faster, Secretary of the Navy John Phelan announced Tuesday on social me...
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November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
BOOO
BRING BACK FRIGATES
BRING BACK FRIGATES
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Its Bill Belichick
it is hard to put into words how crazy every penn state fan is going thanks to this adam breneman tweet
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Its Bill Belichick
BREAKING: Donald Trump is pressuring studios to fund and produce a sequel to Debbie Does Dallas called Debbie Does Fort Worth
BREAKING: Donald Trump is pressuring studios to fund and produce a sequel to Pootie Tang called “2tie Tang”
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump is pressuring studios to fund and produce a sequel to Debbie Does Dallas called Debbie Does Fort Worth
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I'm gonna be fine. Meet you at the bar for a root beer.
I'm gonna be fine. Meet you at the bar for a root beer.
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I'm gonna be fine. Meet you at the bar for a root beer.
I'm gonna be fine. Meet you at the bar for a root beer.
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Don’t forget to turn your Texas Milk horns down this week.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Don’t forget to turn your Texas Milk horns down this week.
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DOGE was dumb, wasteful, illegal, and I look forward to every one who worked in it going to federal prison in about 5 years
DOGE “cut muscle, not fat”; 26K experts rehired after brutal cuts arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
DOGE “cut muscle, not fat”; 26K experts rehired after brutal cuts
Government brain drain will haunt US after DOGE abruptly terminated.
arstechnica.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
DOGE was dumb, wasteful, illegal, and I look forward to every one who worked in it going to federal prison in about 5 years
Brendan Fraser rules
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Brendan Fraser Breaks Down His Career, from 'The Mummy' to 'The Whale' | Vanity Fair
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November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Brendan Fraser rules
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Because his brain worms tell him so
“The entire purpose of science is to search for existential truths,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told me. “It’s not subjective. It should be objective. I believe science is a place where you can find unity if you can get a conversation going.” www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Because his brain worms tell him so
Hot take:
Gatekeeping food is dumb. Serve and eat whatever you want.
If you don't like something, you don't have to eat it.
If something is not served that you find "necessary" or "traditional" thats a you problem.
However, if you are hosting dont make changes without setting expectations (1/
Gatekeeping food is dumb. Serve and eat whatever you want.
If you don't like something, you don't have to eat it.
If something is not served that you find "necessary" or "traditional" thats a you problem.
However, if you are hosting dont make changes without setting expectations (1/
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Hot take:
Gatekeeping food is dumb. Serve and eat whatever you want.
If you don't like something, you don't have to eat it.
If something is not served that you find "necessary" or "traditional" thats a you problem.
However, if you are hosting dont make changes without setting expectations (1/
Gatekeeping food is dumb. Serve and eat whatever you want.
If you don't like something, you don't have to eat it.
If something is not served that you find "necessary" or "traditional" thats a you problem.
However, if you are hosting dont make changes without setting expectations (1/
Went back out on my balcony with a flashlight to see if whatever was still out there was still there.
It was.
I could not see it in my flashlight because it stopped moving when I would put my light there.
Debating going back out with an even brighter flashlight.
It was.
I could not see it in my flashlight because it stopped moving when I would put my light there.
Debating going back out with an even brighter flashlight.
There are few sounds that trigger the animal portion of your brain like the sound of an unknown creature slowly moving through fallen leaves in the dark.
And now my door is closed.
And now my door is closed.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Went back out on my balcony with a flashlight to see if whatever was still out there was still there.
It was.
I could not see it in my flashlight because it stopped moving when I would put my light there.
Debating going back out with an even brighter flashlight.
It was.
I could not see it in my flashlight because it stopped moving when I would put my light there.
Debating going back out with an even brighter flashlight.
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🌚 you may also, if the spirit moves you, submit your THANKSGIVING DISASTERS to our voicemail line at (470) 794-2909, but ONLY if they’re short. or if you have an incredibly specific regional accent. ☎️
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
🌚 you may also, if the spirit moves you, submit your THANKSGIVING DISASTERS to our voicemail line at (470) 794-2909, but ONLY if they’re short. or if you have an incredibly specific regional accent. ☎️
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OKAY OKAY FINE, GOD 🌝
submit your THANKSGIVING DISASTERS to shutdownfullcast@gmail.com
do NOT submit it here, we won’t see it, sorry that happened to you (or happy for you)!!
submit your THANKSGIVING DISASTERS to shutdownfullcast@gmail.com
do NOT submit it here, we won’t see it, sorry that happened to you (or happy for you)!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
OKAY OKAY FINE, GOD 🌝
submit your THANKSGIVING DISASTERS to shutdownfullcast@gmail.com
do NOT submit it here, we won’t see it, sorry that happened to you (or happy for you)!!
submit your THANKSGIVING DISASTERS to shutdownfullcast@gmail.com
do NOT submit it here, we won’t see it, sorry that happened to you (or happy for you)!!
Which game are they basing this on, cause shit gets weird.
I'm hoping its 5
I'm hoping its 5
Far Cry TV series ordered by FX from Noah Hawley and Rob Mac
"the series will follow an anthology format like the games and feature a different cast and setting each season"
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"the series will follow an anthology format like the games and feature a different cast and setting each season"
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Which game are they basing this on, cause shit gets weird.
I'm hoping its 5
I'm hoping its 5
There are few sounds that trigger the animal portion of your brain like the sound of an unknown creature slowly moving through fallen leaves in the dark.
And now my door is closed.
And now my door is closed.
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
There are few sounds that trigger the animal portion of your brain like the sound of an unknown creature slowly moving through fallen leaves in the dark.
And now my door is closed.
And now my door is closed.
You can't effect political change with air power alone. The Air Force would have you believe otherwise, but to truly cause political change you have to put boots on the ground.
Its warfare 101. Its why the Navy has Marines.
Its warfare 101. Its why the Navy has Marines.
What’s amazing is the administration ran a month and half long case study 6 months ago using air power to coerce a political outcome and it didn’t do shit so why is this going to be different? secretaryrofdefenserock.substack.com/subscribe?si...
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
You can't effect political change with air power alone. The Air Force would have you believe otherwise, but to truly cause political change you have to put boots on the ground.
Its warfare 101. Its why the Navy has Marines.
Its warfare 101. Its why the Navy has Marines.
Marriage
Butt
Vodka
Huh.
Butt
Vodka
Huh.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Marriage
Butt
Vodka
Huh.
Butt
Vodka
Huh.
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I've seen things you wouldn't believe, Charlie Brown. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Hey Charlie Brown, you ever had your shit pushed in?
You know how to whistle, don’t you, Charlie Brown? You just put your lips together and blow.
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I've seen things you wouldn't believe, Charlie Brown. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Yes.
As a European, I only speak American English, and I believe we should impose a requirement on the UK to do the same as a condition for rejoining the EU.
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Yes.
I'm now curious: is anyone higher than me?
I'm at 5.
I'm at 5.
the japanese luck calendar is out, how lucky is your 2026 based on your birthday? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I'm now curious: is anyone higher than me?
I'm at 5.
I'm at 5.