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All skeets are tested on animals before submission. They don't like them either.
Will try to get some, but its a basket weave of bacon around 2 turkey breasts. It usually looks something like this
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Will try to get some, but its a basket weave of bacon around 2 turkey breasts. It usually looks something like this
"you mean those tubes you use to make deposits at the bank??"
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"you mean those tubes you use to make deposits at the bank??"
$60 worth of flowers
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
$60 worth of flowers
"I'm going to play a little song for you about the nastiest freakiest little sex puppet I know, Fiona. This one's for you baby, happy anniversary....
🎵🎵 SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW THAT FIONA AND ME DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAY
SHE TELLS HIM SHE'S IN CHURCH BUT SHE DOESN'T GO
STILL SHE'S ON HER KNEES
🎵🎵 SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW THAT FIONA AND ME DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAY
SHE TELLS HIM SHE'S IN CHURCH BUT SHE DOESN'T GO
STILL SHE'S ON HER KNEES
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"I'm going to play a little song for you about the nastiest freakiest little sex puppet I know, Fiona. This one's for you baby, happy anniversary....
🎵🎵 SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW THAT FIONA AND ME DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAY
SHE TELLS HIM SHE'S IN CHURCH BUT SHE DOESN'T GO
STILL SHE'S ON HER KNEES
🎵🎵 SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW THAT FIONA AND ME DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAY
SHE TELLS HIM SHE'S IN CHURCH BUT SHE DOESN'T GO
STILL SHE'S ON HER KNEES
I'm a hunter for hire with no plans to retire
And all the sucka MC's can call me "Sire!"
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette
And all the sucka MC's can call me "Sire!"
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'm a hunter for hire with no plans to retire
And all the sucka MC's can call me "Sire!"
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette
And all the sucka MC's can call me "Sire!"
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette
She's touring the facility
and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and long, long jacket
and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and long, long jacket
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
She's touring the facility
and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and long, long jacket
and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and long, long jacket
** does kick flip**
So here I am
Doing everything I can
Holding on to what I am
Pretending I'm a superman
So here I am
Doing everything I can
Holding on to what I am
Pretending I'm a superman
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
** does kick flip**
So here I am
Doing everything I can
Holding on to what I am
Pretending I'm a superman
So here I am
Doing everything I can
Holding on to what I am
Pretending I'm a superman
Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere
Booty booty booty bootyrockin everywhere
Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere
Booty booty booty bootyrockin everywhere
Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere
Booty booty booty bootyrockin everywhere
Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere
Booty booty booty bootyrockin everywhere
Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere
No, I don't want yo number
No, I dont wanna give mine
No, I don't want meet you no where
No, I don't want none of your time
No, I don't want no scrub
No, I dont wanna give mine
No, I don't want meet you no where
No, I don't want none of your time
No, I don't want no scrub
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
No, I don't want yo number
No, I dont wanna give mine
No, I don't want meet you no where
No, I don't want none of your time
No, I don't want no scrub
No, I dont wanna give mine
No, I don't want meet you no where
No, I don't want none of your time
No, I don't want no scrub
Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippn on gin and juice
Laid back
With my mind on my money and my money on my mind yo
Laid back
With my mind on my money and my money on my mind yo
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippn on gin and juice
Laid back
With my mind on my money and my money on my mind yo
Laid back
With my mind on my money and my money on my mind yo
Making my downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm homebound
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm homebound
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Making my downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm homebound
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm homebound
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for ya son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for ya son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Just take those old records off the shelf
Just take those old records off the shelf
Just take those old records off the shelf
Just take those old records off the shelf
Just take those old records off the shelf
Just take those old records off the shelf
Just take those old records off the shelf
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Just take those old records off the shelf
Just take those old records off the shelf
Just take those old records off the shelf
Just take those old records off the shelf
Just take those old records off the shelf
Just take those old records off the shelf
Just take those old records off the shelf
BEAR DOWN MERCER BEARS
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
BEAR DOWN MERCER BEARS
#skycards stratolaunch in 3 hours!
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November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Don't ask questions you don't understand the answer to
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Don't ask questions you don't understand the answer to