the jobs of the future, where you will be a hereditary serf producing goods for your betters

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.

But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

Mom just suggested that I march right up to the Vatican, introduce myself to the guy in charge, hand him a printed copy of my resume and tell him confidently and forcefully that I’m the right person for the job.

There were only two Orvilles in the history of the world and one invented popcorn and the other invented airplane but we treat that name like it’s Adolf

once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!

COME ON

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BREAKING: Indigenous activist Leonard Peltier released from prison after nearly 50 years

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

Relax everyone I'm sure robert mueller will come through

broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”

woke - Stephen Smith:

It's been real y'all

Protest outside the US Treasury right now re: Elon Musk's takeover of the Federal Government

www.youtube.com/watch?v=77b3...

i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country

this kicks ass lmfao

This is a beautiful tribute.

amazing things are happening on rednote

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