Jezza Puddlegum, Hedgewitch
@magisterjezza.bsky.social
NSFW/APDL/Kinky Content Warning!
A mid-30s wizard lady. She/Her. Software Engineer. Fantasy Author. Very Queer. Cats, fairies, gnomes and diapers to be seen here.
My work's on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/MagisterJezza/works
A mid-30s wizard lady. She/Her. Software Engineer. Fantasy Author. Very Queer. Cats, fairies, gnomes and diapers to be seen here.
My work's on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/MagisterJezza/works
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“Alright then,” she said, “let’s see about things we should learn to avoid winding up back in diapers.”
I wrote a story for this pic from @flimsyrivers.bsky.social! Go check it out, it's super cute and cozy!
archiveofourown.org/works/73233041
I wrote a story for this pic from @flimsyrivers.bsky.social! Go check it out, it's super cute and cozy!
archiveofourown.org/works/73233041
His parents named him Minecraft-Steve. He's in 8th reading at 1st. The dad says it's okay, he'll go into the trades.
Alright, well Minecraft-Steve is gonna need his cert tests to be written by Dr. Suess then.
Alright, well Minecraft-Steve is gonna need his cert tests to be written by Dr. Suess then.
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
His parents named him Minecraft-Steve. He's in 8th reading at 1st. The dad says it's okay, he'll go into the trades.
Alright, well Minecraft-Steve is gonna need his cert tests to be written by Dr. Suess then.
Alright, well Minecraft-Steve is gonna need his cert tests to be written by Dr. Suess then.
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You can roll out some pretty nifty synthetic CHA if you apply high INT to the humanities! Understanding where people are based on their background, culture, and faith gives you a good empathetic framework.
High Int+ High Char is literally the cheat code to human society
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You can roll out some pretty nifty synthetic CHA if you apply high INT to the humanities! Understanding where people are based on their background, culture, and faith gives you a good empathetic framework.
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Little freak
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Little freak
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cat with tendency to be vague
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
cat with tendency to be vague
Oh my, go read this <3
This one's a little long for my usual Bsky posts, but it's also available on my Tumblr here:
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www.tumblr.com/ducksandquac...
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💬 0 🔁 1 ❤️ 2 · Pathetic (First Date) · A quick bite after work turned into celebratory drinks, and, swept up in the chaos of it all, Emma found herself stumbling several blocks to yet another bar…
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November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Oh my, go read this <3
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I want to make one thing clear here: in antiquity, the upper class vehemently opposed the common folks becoming educated on numerous (selfish, evil) grounds.
That's still their desire.
It's no conspiracy, they are very open about the fact that they want more uncritical human-shaped resources.
That's still their desire.
It's no conspiracy, they are very open about the fact that they want more uncritical human-shaped resources.
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I want to make one thing clear here: in antiquity, the upper class vehemently opposed the common folks becoming educated on numerous (selfish, evil) grounds.
That's still their desire.
It's no conspiracy, they are very open about the fact that they want more uncritical human-shaped resources.
That's still their desire.
It's no conspiracy, they are very open about the fact that they want more uncritical human-shaped resources.
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As a genz who was homeschooled much of my childhood I genuinely find it so strange that many of my peers were never taught phonics. From my understanding they were basically taught to go off of comparing new words to ones they already know? What was the goal in teaching that way?
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
As a genz who was homeschooled much of my childhood I genuinely find it so strange that many of my peers were never taught phonics. From my understanding they were basically taught to go off of comparing new words to ones they already know? What was the goal in teaching that way?
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I feel so pretty tonight 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I feel so pretty tonight 🥰
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Daily Draw #19. It's important to put on a bit of a face when in public. But doing it too much is bad for you. Seems nobody told Kirby that.
Who gave the puffball a degree anyway?
Who gave the puffball a degree anyway?
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Daily Draw #19. It's important to put on a bit of a face when in public. But doing it too much is bad for you. Seems nobody told Kirby that.
Who gave the puffball a degree anyway?
Who gave the puffball a degree anyway?
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African folktales give us Anansi the Spider, master of wit and trickery. His verbal games always end with a lesson. Puzzle-lovers might enjoy Cartographers or Patchwork, where cleverness matters more than force. #FolkyFriday
Art: Janice Skivington
Art: Janice Skivington
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
African folktales give us Anansi the Spider, master of wit and trickery. His verbal games always end with a lesson. Puzzle-lovers might enjoy Cartographers or Patchwork, where cleverness matters more than force. #FolkyFriday
Art: Janice Skivington
Art: Janice Skivington
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In Scottish Gaelic folklore, the cat-sìth was a faery being in the form of a black cat with a white patch on its chest. The cat-sìth would attempt to steal the soul of a laid-out corpse, but on Samhain would bless a house if given a saucer of milk. #WyrdWednesday
🎨Aedsu
🎨Aedsu
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
In Scottish Gaelic folklore, the cat-sìth was a faery being in the form of a black cat with a white patch on its chest. The cat-sìth would attempt to steal the soul of a laid-out corpse, but on Samhain would bless a house if given a saucer of milk. #WyrdWednesday
🎨Aedsu
🎨Aedsu
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i’m not a software engineer is this bad
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
i’m not a software engineer is this bad
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a cute little wolf lady...getting messy in her cute outfit!
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
a cute little wolf lady...getting messy in her cute outfit!
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after messing so much they both decided to waddle on to the changing table for help!
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
after messing so much they both decided to waddle on to the changing table for help!
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she's just getting more and more into trouble!
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
she's just getting more and more into trouble!
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The more I play Stellar Blade the more it makes me think the devs saw Nier Automata and defaulted to "2B is hot this game is good because of her ass" like the average coomer.
Ignoring that the entire appeal was that it was written by a man autistically obssesed with humanism.
Ignoring that the entire appeal was that it was written by a man autistically obssesed with humanism.
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The more I play Stellar Blade the more it makes me think the devs saw Nier Automata and defaulted to "2B is hot this game is good because of her ass" like the average coomer.
Ignoring that the entire appeal was that it was written by a man autistically obssesed with humanism.
Ignoring that the entire appeal was that it was written by a man autistically obssesed with humanism.
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Science PSA: Never abbreviate “analysis” as “anal”. Ever.
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Science PSA: Never abbreviate “analysis” as “anal”. Ever.
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comfort mushroom!
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
comfort mushroom!
I miss organic psychotic scrawlings where you get to pick out what kind of creative individual logic got the person to their delusional revelations. The LLM brand of intellectual psychosis is always just the typical hype-up rhetoric based in undergraduate language.
I am by no means a prominent public intellectual, but my inbox is increasingly filled with messages from people who have been convinced by sycophantic chatbots that they have discovered revolutionary theories that entirely upend our scientific understanding of the universe.
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I miss organic psychotic scrawlings where you get to pick out what kind of creative individual logic got the person to their delusional revelations. The LLM brand of intellectual psychosis is always just the typical hype-up rhetoric based in undergraduate language.
Here's what I mean. Obviously this doesn't apply to everyone, but when older food service folks go to call my name out, it's: "uhh.... 'Tarren'?" They will arrive at the right pronunciation by reading it straight phonetically.
Younger folks will be like:
"Trina?"
"Tony?"
"Terry?"
or
"Idk T-smth"
Younger folks will be like:
"Trina?"
"Tony?"
"Terry?"
or
"Idk T-smth"
"Taryn" in retrospect was an excellent choice of first name.
- Welsh-Irish roots
- Mystical people fuckin' love it
- Normies think it's from a fantasy book
- If you're reading it aloud I immediately know if you've been taught phonics or not.
- Trips up dev managers expecting an Indian pronunciation
- Welsh-Irish roots
- Mystical people fuckin' love it
- Normies think it's from a fantasy book
- If you're reading it aloud I immediately know if you've been taught phonics or not.
- Trips up dev managers expecting an Indian pronunciation
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Here's what I mean. Obviously this doesn't apply to everyone, but when older food service folks go to call my name out, it's: "uhh.... 'Tarren'?" They will arrive at the right pronunciation by reading it straight phonetically.
Younger folks will be like:
"Trina?"
"Tony?"
"Terry?"
or
"Idk T-smth"
Younger folks will be like:
"Trina?"
"Tony?"
"Terry?"
or
"Idk T-smth"
"Taryn" in retrospect was an excellent choice of first name.
- Welsh-Irish roots
- Mystical people fuckin' love it
- Normies think it's from a fantasy book
- If you're reading it aloud I immediately know if you've been taught phonics or not.
- Trips up dev managers expecting an Indian pronunciation
- Welsh-Irish roots
- Mystical people fuckin' love it
- Normies think it's from a fantasy book
- If you're reading it aloud I immediately know if you've been taught phonics or not.
- Trips up dev managers expecting an Indian pronunciation
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Taryn" in retrospect was an excellent choice of first name.
- Welsh-Irish roots
- Mystical people fuckin' love it
- Normies think it's from a fantasy book
- If you're reading it aloud I immediately know if you've been taught phonics or not.
- Trips up dev managers expecting an Indian pronunciation
- Welsh-Irish roots
- Mystical people fuckin' love it
- Normies think it's from a fantasy book
- If you're reading it aloud I immediately know if you've been taught phonics or not.
- Trips up dev managers expecting an Indian pronunciation