For those of us who are dreading the next four years I can recommend the Serenity Prayer: God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Bob Dylan is our American Shakespeare.

Joe and Mika: The Musical

A friend who works at the CIA told me they’re replacing water boarding with Lee Greenwood songs.

6-Year-Old Shits Out Half-Assed Hand Turkey

My boyfriend broke up with me for a woman he met on Twitter and I just hope he tweets her better than he tweeted me.

I’m so overwhelmed,
Don’t know where to begin:
Should I kiss you first,
Or your Siamese twin?

Since joining last week, I am truly enjoying my experience on @bsky.app. If you are as well, comment below and end with a 💙.

Still laughing about your designation of RG as “Rudy Colludy”.