I do my best copy editing after my posts are already uploaded

One thing the last six days have taught me is that I am NO way responsible enough to be trusted with a vape of my own

Stephen Miller is just angry ham noises that magically wished itself into a real human boy #changemymind

You either learn how to drive in high heels, or you become the person who walks around the office in professional clothes while wearing crocs, while the high heels sit politely next to the chair by your adult backpack all day 👠🎒

I’m sure your partner is fine though

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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

Mmhmmm 💅🏼

I have collected tens of likes on Bluesky so maybe watch your tone with me

Why are there seven sequels to “Jurassic Park”?! Lesson (singular) should have been learned after the first one. Just let the dinosaurs eat us atp #bestbest #imhelping #teamvelciraptor

van hollen immediately elevated himself to Presidential contender and all it took was being willing to fly to El Salvador, elected Democrats be advised if one of you works up the guts to throw a punch who knows where you'll go

If anyone ever tells you you're too much just remember

You absolutely are. Become a friendless hermit and have a brave squirrel for a pet. Go on adventures with Mr. Nuttybottom. Somehow end up slaying God.

Me getting around a Blue Sky character limit 💅🏼

I can pull up my first, my very first posts, on Facebook and Instagram. They were so banal