Because it’s inconvenient for me, the main character of the universe, to try and keep them straight. See also: John and Jamie Oliver, and “The Big Bang Theory” and “How I Met Your Mother”

I need a responsible adult to take away my phone

IN NO WAY^^^

Of course I love her, I have two ears and a heart, don’t I?

Omgggggg I love you and phone time is the best time!!!! 🥰

I will!!! They are WILD

We had some really spooky things happen, I’d share them but the character limit is getting me 😩

I lived in a very haunted house growing up. And not just with people who would become MAGA, but an actual ghost. We found out as we were moving out that someone had been murdered and my dad got his hands on the police records to confirm it

It’s the WOOOOOOOORST

I just wanna say I love Meatball

YOUR sweet baby Alice sorry for being an asshole and trying to steal her 🫣