giant polar ass
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MAE - A BIG FAT DYKE IN PORTLAND
good lord i am an abusive narcissist heading to the New World to further taint everything I touch!
I'm the head magic teacher at a British boarding school.
Emily Tesh, "The Incandescent"
Emily Tesh, "The Incandescent"
December 30, 2025 at 6:40 AM
good lord i am an abusive narcissist heading to the New World to further taint everything I touch!
friend in group chat told me about attending a dykes and dolls meet up and I've never seethed with such jealousy
December 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
friend in group chat told me about attending a dykes and dolls meet up and I've never seethed with such jealousy
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more art for wife (my sole genre of art)
December 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
more art for wife (my sole genre of art)
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I love being an idiot dyke.
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I love being an idiot dyke.
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a real aficionado of junk food art is comfortable with their tastes and also engages with art outside that bubble. an insecure lover of junk rages and whines at anything they perceive as more rarefied and demands culture recognize and praise their chosen slop.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
a real aficionado of junk food art is comfortable with their tastes and also engages with art outside that bubble. an insecure lover of junk rages and whines at anything they perceive as more rarefied and demands culture recognize and praise their chosen slop.
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The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
honu (green sea turtle)
moray eel
'io (hawaiian hawk)
'apapane
beaver!!
honu (green sea turtle)
moray eel
'io (hawaiian hawk)
'apapane
beaver!!
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Black Bear
Spotted Eagle Ray
Dolphin
Sea Otter
Hawksbill Sea Turtle
Black Bear
Spotted Eagle Ray
Dolphin
Sea Otter
Hawksbill Sea Turtle
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Bald eagle
Marmot
Elk
Snapping turtle
Humpback whale
Bald eagle
Marmot
Elk
Snapping turtle
Humpback whale
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
honu (green sea turtle)
moray eel
'io (hawaiian hawk)
'apapane
beaver!!
honu (green sea turtle)
moray eel
'io (hawaiian hawk)
'apapane
beaver!!
GOD The Works of Vermin is SO GOOD how does hiron ennes do it...
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
GOD The Works of Vermin is SO GOOD how does hiron ennes do it...
going back in time to open a caupona that serves fried potatoes in imperial rome, but two months later i am sentenced to damnatio ad bestias for being a witch
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
going back in time to open a caupona that serves fried potatoes in imperial rome, but two months later i am sentenced to damnatio ad bestias for being a witch
I finally read BLACK FLAME, what a banger. Every time Gretchen just fucking works my pussy out. I started reading it and couldn't stop until I finished. BENJAMIN!!!
October 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I finally read BLACK FLAME, what a banger. Every time Gretchen just fucking works my pussy out. I started reading it and couldn't stop until I finished. BENJAMIN!!!
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I love trans people so fucking much
October 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I love trans people so fucking much
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An ex of mine once defined "girlfriend" as "a creature who comes to bed wet with unguents and ointments" and I think about that a lot.
September 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
An ex of mine once defined "girlfriend" as "a creature who comes to bed wet with unguents and ointments" and I think about that a lot.
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the entitlement fans feel to the work of authors they purport to love rises to the level of sickness, in my opinion. sanderson is beloved because he vomits out words like a busted standpipe, hardly ever holding up Consumption
Counterpoint. George R. R. Martin should purposely not finish these books and have a stipulation in his will that no one else can do so after he dies.
Fans Have a Point — George R.R. Martin Should Let This Acclaimed Fantasy Author Finish 'Winds of Winter' Instead
George R.R. Martin is taking forever to finish Winds of Winter, so why not hand it to fellow fantasy author Brandon Sanderson?
collider.com
August 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
the entitlement fans feel to the work of authors they purport to love rises to the level of sickness, in my opinion. sanderson is beloved because he vomits out words like a busted standpipe, hardly ever holding up Consumption
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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25. There should be more prehistoric and ancient world-set horror.
July 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
25. There should be more prehistoric and ancient world-set horror.
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fat people are hot you boring little fart
July 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
fat people are hot you boring little fart
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i hope every cop that was present yesterday has diarrhea all day
June 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i hope every cop that was present yesterday has diarrhea all day
did my make up for the first time in months and i
- lost half my liquid liners somehow
- forgot to do primer
- have no lip liners that match any lip stick
- forgot to setting spray/powder
👍👍👍
- lost half my liquid liners somehow
- forgot to do primer
- have no lip liners that match any lip stick
- forgot to setting spray/powder
👍👍👍
June 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
did my make up for the first time in months and i
- lost half my liquid liners somehow
- forgot to do primer
- have no lip liners that match any lip stick
- forgot to setting spray/powder
👍👍👍
- lost half my liquid liners somehow
- forgot to do primer
- have no lip liners that match any lip stick
- forgot to setting spray/powder
👍👍👍
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Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss
June 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss
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the grand marshal of the rose parade 🎺🐘🌹
June 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
the grand marshal of the rose parade 🎺🐘🌹
i swear to god i can only really get into books where horrible things are happening to everyone. anything else just feels so fake
June 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i swear to god i can only really get into books where horrible things are happening to everyone. anything else just feels so fake
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never thought this character would worm into my head so thoroughly, but i should've. new ref featuring finally canonized face markings. you will NOT notice how her forehead is different in every artwork until now
June 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
never thought this character would worm into my head so thoroughly, but i should've. new ref featuring finally canonized face markings. you will NOT notice how her forehead is different in every artwork until now